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P.S. I'm not a terrorist. I like beer, and car's. I'm not a politician, i'm student studying business systems - not law or arts. I earn $18k a year doing part time supermarket work, I live in a rental and pay nearly $8k a year in PAYG and GST. Before GST i payed nearly $4g. That's my shiny 10c

I'm 22, no P's, live in vic. From 18 -> 20 most of my cashflow came from working 3pm to 4am. I farking drove to work, it took nearly 45 mins by car 5ks under the speedlimit (driving thru knox area, hoon's love it and so do the cops). NO FARKING WAY WOULD I WALK and public transport would take nearly 2.5 hrs. I got my licence just before i turned 19, I got my L's when I was 16. Since getting my L's I drove for a grand total of 4 hours, I did NOT re-read the rule book and I passed my licence tests very easily. [NOT HARD TO GET A LICENCE IN VIC IS IT?] A friend of mine, on P's, got done for DWI at 0.13%. He had to go to 'Drunk School' the day after, blew .03 in the morning, the sh!t he saw at drunk school has completely turned him around. [THE GOV'T SAYS IRAQ WAS A POTENTIAL RISK TO ALL AUSTRALIANS, blah blah... 6 HOURS OF ALCOHOL EDUCATION (LESS THAN $400 WORTH) POSSIBLE SAVED MORE AUSTRALIANS THAN A ONE-HUNDRED-PLUS-BILLION-DOLLAR-WAR-FOR-OIL (SEE FARENHEIT 9/11)] NB: as a percentage of driver population, fines have increased nearly 400% and the toll has remained the same (as a percentage) since 1992. Note also, politics is not about solving problems - it's about fine wine and quizine, travel and perception (diseption). I can't see the current government solving any problems any time soon, and it doesn't care - as long as people believe they are not doing less than the opposition. SUMMARY: To solve a problem you have to understand the cause of the problem, and how to remove the cause. "Young people do not know how to drive responsibly, and don't understand the consequences of their actions..." - THEN f**kING TEACH THEM. QUESTION: If windows crashed would you fine it, then remove it from your computer? ANSWER:...Yes, if you're a farking moron, or a politician... I hope this doesn't get me banned, but I'm well and truly sick of being decieved and ignored by the people who are supposed to have my best interests at heart. John howard if your reading this, you've obviously taken you head out of bush's arse for air

HEY! I don't smoke crack. mkay. .... I eat it by the bag full!!!! :Bang: It leaves a warm tingle in your mouth...

j/k, k. ps i'm not 180datsun or whoever, k. mmm... good. time for bed... and cheese, gotta have some.... hope i didn't offend any cows, or cheese-sandwiches.. i'm glad if mybrudda was offended...... oooo ooo oo, hello mom. i'd like to thank god... for creating the bovinus-fattimus-withcheesimus, aka quarter-pounder wit cheese. going now, won't disturb you ne more. k?

I was walking to the city the smorning, minding my own business. I looked up and there it twoz, a giant glorious bovine ( of the black and white variety ). and i sez to im i sez - "scooz me mister happy-chewy-on-the-grass-casual-cowwy could you please move for me please now?" and the roo00ood bugger-ra had da noive to say "moOOOOoooOOOoov", SUNNUVA! i sez to im i sez " i ask-ed k-nicely, you don't want me to ask-ed knives-ly doos ya?" and he said "AAaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAaaahhh-- sh!t far|< CU[rre]NT bituaman MoooOOOooOOooo sonnova, mooOOOo .........." as i stabbed him repeatedly wit' my cheese-sandwich, then as he raannnd awayz from my super-firey-pickle manuvere, a vee-twelve torana went straight thru him at 900 km/h ....... yours truly, mybrudda.

If your doin' it for the look [which is fr'kn nasty:aroused:], then you should invest in a rear bar that would show them off

Staggered sets mean the front wheels are different size and width to the back. The yanks did it on their "performance cars" for look, and to put cheaper wheels and tyres at the front. we must fight off the evil yank invasion.... hehehehe don't get me wrong, I like real V8's but pushrods??????? :talk2hand

-> $16k aus delivered if pos, colour doesn't matter, analog dash w/ TEMS :wassup: Un-modded or minor mods preffered.... zorst, cooler, re-trim, wheels etc..... :aroused: want to buy between NOW! and 8 weeks time, i'm in vic, willing to travel to SYD, QLD or SA if needed, pics and details to [email protected]

is that a twin-turbo R wide body, I'm up for it.... I'm in melbourne tho, going either to syd or qld in two weeks, e-mail all info to [email protected].... very f**kin' interested... was going to syd to see a 7Mgte '89er at some parramatta rd place, or qld for a black TT-r. awesome. :wassup:

Part time office whore/shelf filler/duty manager/dairy manager/storeman/service manager/stocktake assistant/snoo00ooozer and... part time student at Spherion on St Kilda rd, Melbourne. Always see a white 33 'KAZAM' with a 400r front bar. Saved for a 7MGTE targa supra.. but can't find one in vic with man box.... GFDI! if anyone see's one for sale on their travels let me know.... in good nick would be great i have $20K to spend beefin' it up.... if i get it for $16k

That's pretty dry dude.... ...little Jonny is sitting tentatively in class.... Jonny: Miss, miss, miss... MTL(Misses Teacher Lady): Wait till question time Jonny. Jonny: But miss, miss... MTL: It's only 5 minutes, wait. Jonny: But... MTL: SHHhhh..... Five minutes later...... MTL: Yes, Jonny. Would you like to ask a question? Jonny: ....No..no-not really.... MTL: Come on Jonny spit it out. Jonny: Well, DOES A FART HAVE LUMPS? COZ' IF NOT WE'RE IN TROUBLE!!! Sorry guys, had to do it. :headshot: