I've been to troppo twice. Once because my mates who live on the coast said it was an experience that had to be had, and the other time because Darude was playing there.
All I can say about troppo is a meat market. And not even the good kind!!!
I do have 1 experience to share about clubs though. One night 4 of us boys decided to go to The Establishment. We knew that we wouldn't get in on our own so we invited 4 chick friends along with us. When we rocked up at the door the 4 chicks got in fine. But as we started to walk in, we were stopped by the bouncers and told that we couldn't go in. Upon asking why this was we were fed the bullshit, "No Jeans tonight" (2 of the guys were wearing jeans). So I said to the guy, "what about that guy there and that guy there and that guy there who are in jeans". The bouncer didn't even take a look at them and goes, "They're members". I told him he was full of shit so he goes to me, "Watever mate. Private party, fcuk off."
I've never been so disgusted in my life.
/end rant