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I really love people who post and have no idea nor any facts! ignorance is bliss. Has anyone see the distance that was travelled in the so called "chase" QBN to DFO then called off, where did the accident occur? well called off that is fact! The driver was already at high speed before the police seen him, so chances are he would have caused this any way. Fact! Time to call in a chopper.... NO, Fact Time to get other cars to block the road... NO, Fact People are quick to blame someone else for others actions. You people have no idea what these people, the police, do every day for you and for society, what they see everyday of their lives for us to be safe as we can. Police are humans not machines and be grateful for that. Think about this, those of you who want to blame the police, as I can guarantee you would be the first to cry if they didnt show for you if you called for help. If someone had just gutter/raped your wife, your sister or your mum even your father / brother and the police turned up just in time to see the perp drive off, oh no sorry we cant chase that person, and oh yeah by the way the car is stolen sorry we cant catch this guy now.... You would kick and scream the police did nothing for me. Grow the f**k up! That drive 10 months before had a very good wake up call! in a stolen car, air lifted and in a coma... Now yet again this driver had a choice not to steal, a choice not to speed, a choice to stop, a choice not run and f**king good choice not run a red light... think about that before blaming other people... disgusted at people who think its the police are at fault, grow up, wake up, your mostly like a crim your self! or to you maybe we should just let the crims do what ever... they pretty much do now any way, now that police have less power, they arrest them then back out from the courts. Think about what would happen if the police just gave in... how society would be if every person though oh lets steal a car, the cops cant do shit... Crims already have more rights then the police seem to do already. Lets wait and see what happens after the corners report.... Stopping posting shit with out fact ignorant fools I am in no way a saint nor a sinner, but I do take responsibility for my own actions and mistakes

ACT gear box in mithcel is your best bet they are great for that stuff!!!

I am sorry but normally if you have to ask then its over the limit.... my rotory was 99db at idle and it was only a 12a... dont ask what the skyline was lol

I left my meat at the pub.... the meat raffle you perves

Ewen and Nik are in as far as I heard last

Hey mate late reply I am not on here very often due to work blocking me from posting! bastards... lol Yeah Stick my head and say Hi to the old crew

Will make an effort.

Trojan

The Four Cats ! Four men were bragging about how smart their cats were . The first man was an Engineer, the second man was an Accountant, the third man was a Chemist and the fourth man was a Government Employee. To show off, the Engineer called his cat, 'T-square, do your stuff.' T-square pranced over to the desk, took out some paper and pen and promptly drew a circle, a square, and a triangle. Everyone agreed that was pretty smart. But the Accountant said his cat could do better. He called his cat and said, 'Spreadsheet, do your stuff.' Spreadsheet went out to the kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies. He divided them into 4 equal piles of 3 cookies ............Everyone agreed that was good. But the Chemist said his cat could do better. He called his cat and said 'Measure, do your stuff.' Measure got up, walked to the fridge, took out a quart of milk,, got a 10 ounce glass from the cupboard and poured exactly 8 ounces without spilling a drop into the glass. Everyone agreed that was pretty good. Then the three men turned to the Government Employee and said, 'What can your cat do?' The Government Employee called his cat and said.... 'Coffee Break.....do your stuff.' Coffee Break jumped to his feet........... Ate the cookies........ Drank the milk............. Crapped on the paper.................... Screwed the other three cats........ Claimed he injured his back while doing so................. Filed a grievance report for unsafe working conditions. Put in for Workers Compensation........and Went home for the rest of the day on sick leave..............!!!!!!!!!!

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you can PM me about ultimate if you like, but thats was ages and ages ago, herd good things about them now

ring the boys at Trojan I am sure they have one lying around some where, other wise ring one of the other skyline workshops if you cant get one

I thought you may like some British humour for a change! . No offense meant ! A big earthquake with the strength of 8.1 on the Richter scale has hit Pakistan. Two million Pakistanis have died and over a million are injured. The country is totally ruined and the government doesn't know where to start with providing help to rebuild. The rest of the world is in shock. The USA is sending troops to help. Saudi Arabia is sending oil. Latin American countries are sending supplies. New Zealand is sending sheep, cattle and food crops. The Asian continents are sending labour to assist in rebuilding infrastructure. Australia is sending medical teams and supplies. Britain, not to be outdone, is sending two million replacement Pakistanis. God Bless British generosity.

You have to Love the Irish Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up to heaven he said, 'son of rajab take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of me life and give up me Irish Whiskey!' Miraculously, a parking place appeared. Paddy looked up again and said, 'Never mind, I found one.' ababab Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and asks the first man he meets, 'Do you want to go to heaven?' The man said, 'I do, Father.' The priest said, 'Then stand over there against the wall.' Then the priest asked the second man, 'Do you want to go to heaven?' 'Certainly, Father,' the man replied. 'Then stand over there against the wall,' said the priest. Then Father Murphy walked up to O'Toole and asked, 'Do you want to go to heaven?' O'Toole said, 'No, I don't Father.' The priest said, 'I don't believe this. You mean to tell me that when you die you don't want to go to heaven?' O'Toole said, 'Oh, when I die, yes. I thought you were getting a group together to go right now.' ababab Paddy was in New York He was patiently waiting and watching the traffic cop on a busy street crossing. The cop stopped the flow of traffic and shouted, 'Okay, pedestrians.' Then he'd allow the traffic to pass. He'd done this several times, and Paddy still stood on the sidewalk. After the cop had shouted, 'Pedestrians!' for the tenth time, Paddy went over to him and said, 'Is it not about time ye let the Catholics across?' ababab Gallagher opened the morning newspaper and was dumbfounded to read in the obituary column 20 that he had died. He quickly phoned his best friend, Finney. 'Did you see the paper?' asked Gallagher. 'They say I died!!' 'Yes, I saw it!' replied Finney. 'Where are ye callin' from?' ababab An Irish priest is driving down to New York and gets stopped for speeding in Connecticut . The state trooper smells alcohol on the priest's breath and then sees an empty wine bottle on the floor of the car. He says, 'Sir, have you been drinking?' 'Just water,' says the priest. The trooper says, 'Then why do I smell wine?' The priest looks at the bottle and says, 'Good son of rajab! He's done it again!' ababab Walking into the bar, Mike said to Charlie the bartender, 'Pour me a stiff one - just had another fight with the little woman.' 'Oh yeah?' said Charlie, 'And how did this one end?' 'When it was over,' Mike replied, 'She came to me on her hands and knees.' 'Really,' said Charles, 'Now that's a switch! What did she say?' She said, 'Come out from under the bed, you little chicken.' ababab Patton staggered home very late after another evening with his drinking buddy, Paddy. He took off his shoes to avoid waking his wife, Kathleen. He tiptoed as quietly as he could toward the stairs leading to their upstairs bedroom, but misjudged the bottom step. As he caught himself by grabbing the banister, his body swung around and he landed heavily on his rump. A whiskey bottle in each back pocket broke and made the landing especially painful. Managing not to yell, Patton sprung up, pulled down his pants, and looked in the hall mirror to see that his butt cheeks were cut and bleeding. He managed to quietly find a full box of Band-Aids and began putting a Band-Aid as best he could on each place he saw blood. He then hid the now almost empty Band-Aid box and shuffled and stumbled his way to bed. In the morning, Patton woke up with searing pain in both his head and butt and Kathleen staring at him from across the room. She said, 'You were drunk again last night weren't you?' Patton said, 'Why you say such a mean thing?' 'Well,' Kathleen said, 'it could be the open front door, it could be the broken glass at the bottom of the stairs, it could be the drops of blood trailing through the house, it could be your bloodshot eyes, but mostly ..... it's all those Band-Aids stuck on the hall mirror.

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