lilmike86

*sigh* this place hasnt changed a bit. still children bye guys

keep that to yourself Col

dude, pics you downloaded off the net dont count, seriously. and since when is Lihn letting you out of your cage at night? i heard you got in trouble down at the animal pound last time you got let out? something about violating the strays?

its a very big tune lee. the car was only running 6psi before that and now we are connecting up the intercooler as well, so no i am not deluded, i actually know what i'm on about.

you'll get over your inferiority issues one day john also, i might be able to help with the x-trails. after all, we do buy them from nissan too then you need to get out of your parents house more and stop looking on the internet here are a few groupie photos, more to come lee

way ahead of you, just gimme a minute to find some lol not really. bout the same as here. you have the young children like lee, then the mid 20's, then all the way up to the old ones like karen and dave *runs and hides* oh its running fine, i'm just getting them to tune it from 130kw to 250kw is all plus add some extra goodies to my water-to-air intercooler so i'd say your having typical nissan problems, always think your better

no i havent been on SAU, so no i havent been working, technically yeah works ,work. same as it was 3 months ago. i have the entire mazda community constantly harassing me about my car. there is a list of about 50 people i'd say we are even having an inaugral cruise for when it comes out of the workshop, kinda cool actually. free photography and lotsa other fringe benefits.

no, before. i came in about two weeks before his ban. i didnt miss all the fun.

around.......in circles at home mostly. been contemplating going on the 2 minute noodle diet to save more for my car lol you own the nissan not me comes out of mazfix hopefully this week. OH GUESS WHAT EVERYONE!!!!! I HAVE GROUPIES!!!!! NO JOKE!!!!

did you all miss me

just you there is a track day on the 27th of feb if you want to put it to the test. 1/2 day for $75. 20 or so of them you can try coming from someone who had troubles driving to his own cruise? out of 7 potential Nissan's that entered the Circuit battle, only two competed. A Z33 and a 180sx. three gtr's backed out coz they all had engine problems (including GIANT from last year) and a couple of others too. the mx5 ran a 1:06.222 the only car that came close was a mitsubishi evo with a 1:07.432 with a race driver brought over from Asia driving it until i see a faster lap time by a non-professional driver, yours are just boats with wheels and a nissan badge.

there was a black 33 gtr i believe. i think there was another one but it broke down. here is a full build-up report for the car that won link what if i dont come back? what are you going to do then shane? i could just not show up here?

the gtst's broke down before the race even started

just recently there was a report on the Autosalon Circuit Battle. the following is a list of cars that attended: MX-5 Nissan 300ZX Honda Civic Mitsubishi EVO's IV, VI, VIII, IX BMW M Roadster (99) Honda S2000 turbocharged Nissan 180SX Nissan skyline - a HR31 not that great and a R33 GT-R Porsche GT3 BMW M3 BMW 328 Honda Integra(type R) Lotus Exige Subaru WRX out of all these cars that participated, the MX-5 came out on top the mx-5 was built by a workshop called Mania down in sydney. it was turbocharged running about 10psi i believe, only about 140kw at the wheels, and weighed about a tonne. this just goes to show that boats like the gtr and M3 really arent that quick when you put them up againt a small roadster with similar mods. just remember, almost every other car there had a heap more power than the mx5 as well. all the drivers were of about the same skill level as well, and frequented the tracks. so next time you pull up next to a "hairdresser's car" dont laugh, its better than you

walk in, have a read, then go.

like i said, read the latest autosalon

maybe you should read the latest autosalon. then go cry in the corner like the little bitch you are read the circuit battle report

*hugs all round* where is everyone else today? i see different names

been sorting out this car stuff, so work time is devoted to that instead of whoring. its on its way up as we speak. also, the insurance is the same price as my subaru was, how cool is that

lol hi karen did you miss me

first, read that story, farking hilarious oh, poor lee i knew you'd all miss me. you been batting off a lot havent you yeah, i bought it. it'll be here next week. i took that weekend and the following few days off as well to........acquaint myself with some local roads and mountains been busy actually not working, but doing stuff. also, have a read of the autosalon circuit battle in the latest addition, you'll probably all cry

If you can read this whole story without tears of laugher running down your cheeks then there's no hope for you! *Note: Please take time to read this slowly. If you pay attention to the first two judges, the reaction of the third judge is even better! For those of you who have lived in Texas, you know how true this is. They actually have a Chili Cook-off about the time the Rodeo comes to town. It takes up a major portion of the parking lot at the Astrodome. The notes are from an inexperienced Chili taster named Frank, who was visiting Texas from the East Coast: Frank: "Recently, I was honored to be selected as a judge at a chili cook-off. The original person called in sick at the last moment and I happened to be standing there at the judge's table asking for directions to the Budweiser truck, when the call came in. I was assured by the other two judges (Native Texans) that the chili wouldn't be all that spicy and, besides, they told me I could have free beer during the tasting, so accepted". Here are the scorecards from the event: ********************************************* Chili # 1 Mike's Maniac Mobster Monster Chili Judge # 1 -- A little too heavy on the tomato. Amusing kick. Judge # 2 -- Nice, smooth tomato flavor. Very mild. Judge # 3 -- (Frank) Holy shit, what the hell is this stuff? You could remove dried paint from your driveway. Took me two beers to put the flames out. I hope that's the worst one. These Texans are crazy. ************************************ Chili # 2 Arthur's Afterburner Chili Judge # 1 -- Smoky, with a hint of pork. Slight jalapeno tang. Judge # 2 -- Exciting BBQ flavor, needs more peppers to be taken seriously. Judge # 3 -- Keep this out of the reach of children. I'm not sure what I'm supposed to taste besides pain. I had to wave off two people who wanted to give me the Heimlich maneuver. They had to rush in more beer when they saw the look on my face. ************************************************ Chili # 3 Fred's Famous Burn Down the Barn Chili Judge # 1 -- Excellent firehouse chili. Great kick. Needs more beans. Judge # 2 -- A bean less chili, a bit salty, good use of peppers. Judge # 3 -- Call the EPA. I've located a uranium spill. My nose feels like I have been snorting Drano. Everyone knows the routine by now. Get me more beer before I ignite. Barmaid pounded me on the back, now my backbone is in the front part of my chest. I'm getting shit-faced from all of the beer. ***************************** Chili # 4 Bubba's Black Magic Judge # 1 -- Black bean chili with almost no spice. Disappointing. Judge # 2 -- Hint of lime in the black beans. Good side dish for fish or other mild foods, not much of a chili. Judge # 3 -- I felt something scraping across my tongue, but was unable to taste it. Is it possible to burn out taste buds? Sally, the barmaid, was standing behind me with fresh refills. That 300-lb. *censored* is starting to look HOT...just like this nuclear waste I'm eating! Is chili an aphrodisiac? *********************************** Chili # 5 Linda's Legal Lip Remover Judge # 1 -- Meaty, strong chili. Cayenne peppers freshly ground, adding considerable kick. Very impressive. Judge # 2 -- Chili using shredded beef, could use more tomato. Must admit the cayenne peppers make a strong statement. Judge # 3 -- My ears are ringing, sweat is pouring off my forehead and I can no longer focus my eyes. I farted and four people behind me needed paramedics. i felt the need to share this with all of you i rofl'd so much i think i pee'd a little

take me off the list sorry, car wont be ready in time sorry guys

bastard! forgot all about that. ok i'll come. just in a bad mood about work is all. i will try to be nice *forces smile*

bailing, sorry karen. too much sh*t at work. next week hopefully