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sniffing around that short shifter!

That's what she said :(

where exactly is this over representation taking place?

and your complaing why?

Also curious as to where this over representation of skinny blonde skyline drivers are?

Because fucking a skinny blonde is like fucking a tool chest:

They're both easy boxes to get into

They're both dirty and you really need to wash for a while when you finish

All your friends have used them at some point (and possibly your dad)

It's quite easy to drop something in without hitting the sides

And they both have the same IQ.

By the way: you're* - Learn to English.

f**kin lol John. Almost as good as the Wii-mote.

Oh and Hi Lizzy you probably won't read this thread again but ahwell.

Tits or GTFO?

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I know :blink:

Why can't we have some curvy brunette gals? Not your kind of internet porn star curvy boz... I'm thinking maximum size being along the lines of Megan Mullally. A happy medium, if you will.

Megan Mullally I think not, I cant stand that woman and shes not a looker imo either.

Let me refer you to some attractive curvy brunettes

Penelope Cruz

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Ashley Judd

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Because f**king a skinny blonde is like f**king a tool chest:

They're both easy boxes to get into

They're both dirty and you really need to wash for a while when you finish

All your friends have used them at some point (and possibly your dad)

It's quite easy to drop something in without hitting the sides

And they both have the same IQ.

By the way: you're* - Learn to English.

shit john... everyone has to have a go on the town bicycle.. at least once..

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