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This game is about as good as playing with an 80 year old womans anus...

I don't know how this game made it to xbox, Sure enough it has about 8 cars and they do look nice and polished... But that is about it....

Firstly, The loading time is rediculous (do rage know what code is?) I find it Very Frustrating when you wait for 30-40 seconds loading time for a some races that are over in about 12 seconds, and when you stuff up, because the physics engine is So stupid, you can't possibly win, so you have to restart the race, and it loads the entire thing again.

I hired the game to see what it was like, If you play the game for 3 hours, you are actually only playing the game for less then an hour, because of loading times and stupid menus...

To advance in the game, when you finish a race, you have to Quit to get back into the next race.. there is no "Continue" option or anything like that.

The physics engine is like something from SNES, I can only describe it as if there were a dot in the middle of your screen, and an elastic band attached to That and the front of your car, and you don't steer the car, you pull it with the centre of your screen. Which is stupid when you can't see around corners, because your car turns, your screen watches the car turning, but the camera doesn't follow behind the car.. and when you change the camera to inside the car, it is like the back wheels are turning more then the front.....

Also some of the Race modes are just pathetic... this is where it is as fun as playing with ...... yeah as I mentioned...

Imagine this, you load this race for 30 seconds, and the race is... driving through some crates... That's it.. it gives you say 15 seconds to drive practically straight, through some crates... to break them.. No other Cars, Just you. A straight road, some crates... and you Win...

How challenging, I'd rather waste my time on here posting crap...

I am extremely dissapointed, I am going to try and get my money back on this... Lucky the guys from Video Easy are a couple of mates...

It wasn't worth the $5.95.

I value it at $1.. but I think I'd get more entertainment out of $1 worth of Newspaper

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