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I would like to say that I have never pulled my badge out to get out of fine. Only pulled over once doing something minor wrong and didn't pull the badge. Didn't need to as I work at the same station with them. Win all the way.

I think that I would be the only member to have issued fine to his Acting Inspector/Station boss. He was at fault in collision I attended and as such received a fine like anyone else would!

good on you, and how did he react to that?

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real women never give their secrets away..... :down:

Hehe... like the one below...

Cop: "Do you realise that you were doing 93 in a 60 zone?"

Lady: "Um, ah... not really, but please give me my ticket quickly officer, and don't look in the boot."

Cop: "Why, what's in there?"

Lady: "Um, it's just some sachets of white powder - might be makeup or sumfin - I'm just a courier."

Cop: "Look, I'll have to radio the drug squad to do a check."

Lady: "Um, in that case, just don't check the glove box - please - pretty please" (sobbing)

Cop: "Why what's in that?"

Lady: "Um, it's just a metal object that's normally tucked up under my skirt - there are no bullets in it though." (bawling)

Cop: "Sorry Ma'am, I'll need to get the weapons squad and my superintendant now."

Superintendant: "Sorry officer, the drug squad didn't find any drugs; and the weapons squad didn't find any gun..."

Lady (spread-eagled on the ground): "Yeah and I bet he told you I was speeding as well!!!"

I saw a short film that played out the exact same events Terry, only it was a guy and he went nuts at the officer who then called for the backup to come help him out, only for them to find no dead body in the car. Is that an old joke or something? I thought they were real original with that idea but now my perception has changed completely :down:

hah ha thats mint, love it. dont know if it would work for me though...

ive never tried to get out any fines ive been given... all one of them :D but my friend simon tried the 'ol crying gig, same thing as das kamu, copper got embarrassed and sent him home hah ha. only thing lost was pride :)

to some people thats more important.....................................................................

:)

Alex- I'd be less proud if I lost my license and had to drop out of uni over a cracked tail light.

Please explain how you would loose your license over a tail light, and follow with how this would cause you to drop out of uni you could

A: Defer?

B: Continue via correspondance?

C: Cop it on the chin instead of being a....

Oh well, we all get to laugh.

Alex- I'd be less proud if I lost my license and had to drop out of uni over a cracked tail light.

refer fast and furious, you cannot survive on a car forum without knowing every one liner in fast and furious!

LOL! ahh this shit never gets old

i new someone would get it >_<:D:bunny:

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