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Rodney takes out the "Wierd things to ask a drunken person claiming to be a policeman" with these GEMS:

"So have you always been on the QLD force?"

And who can forget

"Is it true NSW cops are stricter than QLD cops?"

:)

You are a brave man Rodney!

I went home from the car park and half the cruise followed me!! My uhf is shagged so I couldn't even tell them they were going the wrong way.

I was one of them! I was following about 3 other cars i think. I had a great night. I think i went on every road within a 100km radius of the area and was getting directions from 3 different people and ended up in Beaudesert! It was great! Thanks to James (charly) for trying to give me directions. Hope all had a great night, cause i got mega lost lol.

33NIZ will post the photos of my dodgy cooler job later ;o)

Yeah, it was good fun, lucky I was right in the middle of the "not lost" pack.

That cop was funny as, repeating everything and tripping over his words, in true pissed bastard style! I wish the uniforms had turned up, I could not believe he was standing there telling us we were up to no good when he was obviously pissed and planning on driving home.

I feel so much better knowing he is out there serving and protecting the community!?!?!?

This was classic:

Knore: "your drunk" (turns away)

Pissed Cop: "You don't tuuurrn-way, I'll aarrest uuur and you'll spend the night in the lockaaarrp!

Knore: "I'm calling the real cops"

Pissed cop: Naaarrr, mate... mate..... look... I ... I like you car....

Best backflip in attitude I've ever seen in a cop.

im not going to coment, you all underestimate the power of the rod!!!!!

maybe someone hired the copper to strip for us but he did get a chance, oh well he has my plates hopefully he will come to my house for a freebi:)

sex bomb sex bomb...............

He doesn't have mine either :D

What a fun night. The cruise itself was alright, but the most entertaining part was arriving at the carpark and nearly getting into a punchup with a drunk midget :D

He would've been a braver/more idiotic man than I if he'd started picking on one person in the middle of a huge group :) Besides, he was such a shortarse that had he felt the need to act all macho I reckon we could've done the movie-style thing where you push on the guy's forehead and they take air swings :)

Once away from the group he seemed reasonable enough, but geez did he have tickets on himself... :P

If he really was a cop, he most definitely was not doing the police force an PR favours in my eyes. He was rude, arrogant, self-centred, and got stroppy when confronted with perfectly reasonable questions. Idiot. And regardless of whether he really was a cop or not, the fact that the real ones didn't turn up when called repeatedly by multiple people about someone impersonating a police officer, didn't exactly make us warm to them either... sad. I bet if someone chirped the tyres over a white line or something they would've been there in an instant...

yous do realise if the real cops?on duty cops did come we would have all probably been defected?????????

im not going to coment, you all underestimate the power of the rod

Rodney your the man :P

yous do realise if the real cops?on duty cops did come we would have all probably been defected?????????

Blah blah blah. Could you possibly be any weaker? I'm guessing you were one of the people who ran away last time at the sight of one cop car with the two hot female officers in it.

In fact I know you were.

I had fun last night "fixing" steve's intercooler mount. :P And with the five minute discussion about who was going to yell out the "we go live in five" crap.

Also who in the hell was the person in the dark coloured r32 (either black or blue) which had all four tail lights on all the time, who was whining like a big girl that we were all driving too fast? OWN UP NOW. I am not referring to iopia because he was behind me.

Yeah rodney you are the man. rock on.

the last cruise i were the last to leave out of the group that left that night

i came over and asked the group where everyone went to someone said bunnings so i left

and last night i were actually one of the last to leave last night and i were the first one to approach the cop and find out why he was writing plates down while everyone else was talking about doing it

so who is weak now

Oh slide....... http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=punctuation

You're (capital letter y because it's the start of the sentence and an apostrophe to indicate a contraction) not a very articulate keyboard warrior are you? (question mark; indicates a question requiring a response)

Oh slide.......   http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=punctuation

You're not a very articulate keyboard warrior are you? (question mark)

:slap:

pfffffft

meh

hows that punctuation

wtf is your problem when did you leave last night

Less talk more pics of dodgy intercooler install....and once again that cop was ghey coz he had no need to start writing down plates after a night out on the drink and had the real cops have come its highly unlikely they would have given a sh*t about us being there..its basicly the middle of nowhere, they want us out there, not in surfers so i doubt defects would have been handed out! Would have been ok is if he came and gave a small talk to the group saying "dont do skids blah blah blah"... but he wanted to act tough, he stood in front of eug's car when he tried to park, he tried to fight some ppl and he threatend knore with legal things of which he had no power as he was off duty and in no state to make decisions.....He took it too far and we wanted him in trouble hence why the real cops were called and we wanted him to wait until they arrived...evidentaly they didnt because they probably had more important things to do such as comb their hair or something.

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