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100 Simpson episodes? no wonder youve been blasted for your download limit!! LOL ive got Foxtel ...they show about 2 episodes after work .... then channel ten will show one or two a night .... so i get my fix :D

watch = buy :D

She was six months pregnant with her third child, her three year old came into the room when she was just getting ready to get into the shower.

he said, "Mummy, you are getting really fat!"

Mum replied, "Yes, honey, remember Mummy has a baby growing in her tummy."

"I know," he replied, but what's growing in your bum?"

adrian - what venues is god's kitchen using?

btw - my advice:

1. if you are going to stay out all night, drink about a litre of diluted sorts drink about an hour before you leave. you might piss all the liquids out in the first hour, but you will need the salts.

2. Pack a towel, a tee shirt, a bottle of water, deodorant and a jumper AND SUNNIES in a bag and put them in the car boot. you will need all these when you leave.

3. Leave your jumper/jacket in the car when you go in. it will be vary hot inside and you will end up taking it off anyway....better to go back and get it if you get cold than leave it behind.

4. wear comfy trainer - though i dont think you'd wear anything but?

5. consider shorts.

6. take chewies and dont let any bellends know about them. if you can stay hydrated and chew chewies to avoid gravel mouth you will last a lot longer. Just dont be surprised if a million muppets ask you "have you got a chewy maaaan".

haha nice joke Niz

"This poor guy went to hospital for a circumcision but, because of some **** up during the operation, he ended up having a complete sex change.

All the doctors and nurses had gathered around his bed as he was waking up so they could give him the bad news.

Naturally, the poor ****er went to pieces and started crying when they explained what had happened to him.

"Shit!" he moaned. "This means I'll never be able to experience an erection ever again!"

"Of course you will," one of the doctors soothed. It'll just have to be someone else's, that's all."

they will serve you water from bottles with no lids.

take a lid then you can re-fill the bottle and not have it sploosh all over you..

btw - red bull is only good once your energy is low. you do training right? if you want to drink something during the day before - drink apple juice. it's got lots of accessible sugars which your body can store without overloading and doing a gluten-dump.

plus it's a hydrant - unlike OJ/Pineapple juice.

don't take the bag inside. all your mates will treat you like a ****ing safe-deposit box. let the bunkers carry their own stash.

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