Jamse

pissPISS OUT MY ASSSSSSSSSSSSS

Like this for a word that means absolutely nothing to do with you. Stolen from my sister cus i'm bored n shitt piss.

Go on facebook, get bored, open new tab, open facebook again...

I CAN PUT CHEESE ON STEAAAAAAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Who wants to suck my DIICCCCKKK!?!?!?!??!?!??!

There will be a strobe light.

Dude with the skyline identical to my first one, STOP. DRIVING. PAST. MY. HOUSAAAAA :(

Last night I gave a busker a nandos card instead of change change that I didn't possess. He seemed thoroughly impressed with it actually.

Im a wizzarddddddDrinking a staff of eristoffBiatch niggas shhiiiattt

I think i'll take a spin in Ron Burgundy

Started work at 6am yesterday, and I just got home. Start work at 6am this morning. :D :D :D :D :D

Daniel is currently choking on his ballsack.

Watching some good old SPARTAAAcus

My Girlfriend Skye Marie Cleaver has her last exam before they sign her off her apprentiship 8months early. She needs a mens hair cut. So any guy that is available around 2pm on Monday that needs a hair cut for free please contact her or me via text or Facebook as soon as possible. Thanks