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datto 1600 11.1@123
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hey mate good to see u finaly made it to aus.. guys this datto is one hell of a weapon won alot stuff in nz. anyway mate when u head up to nsw give us a buzz and we will go for a little drive hahah
I am actually heading back up to NSW to see my parents who r living in Ryde!!
So ill give u a buzz if u wanna go for a little drive mate !!
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Here is one for u guys>>>>
A police officer pulled a guy over for speeding.
Officer: May I see your drivers license?
Driver: I dont have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.
Officer: May I see the owners card for this vehicle?
Driver: Its not my car. I stole it.
Officer: The car is stolen?
Driver: Thats right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owners card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.
Officer: Theres a gun in the glove box?
Driver: Yes sir. Thats where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.
Officer: Theres a BODY in the TRUNK???
Driver: Yes, sir.
Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation:
Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
Driver: Sure. Here it is.
It was valid.
Captain: Whos car is this?
Driver: Its mine, officer. Heres the owner card.
The driver owned the car.
Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if theres a gun in it?
Driver: Yes, sir, but theres no gun in it.
Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.
Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said theres a body in it.
Driver: No problem.
Trunk is opened; no body.
Captain: I dont understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didnt have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.
Driver: Yeah, Ill bet the lying son of a bitch told you I was speeding, too.
ENJOY!!!!!
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Sau Nsw 400m Registry
GTR
DiRTgarage: 10.36 @134mph r32 gtr (two.06l stacey 11.95 @121 mph)
SCOOP: 10.9 @ 127.40mph r32 gtr
T04GTR: 11.7 @ 116mph r32 gtr
wrxhoon: 11.8 @ 117mph r34 gtr
hot53x: 11.961 @ 112.77mph r32 gtr
Blitz: 12.0 @ 111mph r33 gtr
benm: 12.3sec @ 113mph r32 gtr
OFENSV: 12.123 @ 114.50mph r32 gtr
hanyou: 12.427 @ 111.95mph r32 gtr
JET-32R: 12.49 @ 106.66mph r32 gtr
Morgs: 12.53 @ 111 mph r32 gtr
GTRsean: 12.5 @ 116 MPH r32 gtr
GTR-27L: 12.7 @ 105mph r32 gtr
MIKE_R32_GTR: 12.851 @ 105mph r32 gtr
GTS-t/ GTT
MR331307: 10.8 @ 128mph r33 gtst
2RISMO: 11.662 @ 118.3mph r33 gtst
RNMENC: 11.75 @ 121mph r33 gtst
itboom: 11.8 @ 122mph r33gtst
ECR033: 11.945 @ 118.27mph r33 gtst
DoughBoy: 12.0 @ 123.7mph White car r33 gtst
DoughBoy: 12.1 @ 119mph Black car r33 gtst
88silhouette: 12.119 @ 111mph r31 sil
OFENSV: 12.175 @ 118.14mph r33 gtst
legend01: 12.220 @ 111mph r32 gtst
qwikky: 12.3 @ 109mph r33 gtst
moanie: 12.504 @ 112mph r33 gtst
abobob: 12.764 @ 106mph r34 gtt
mass iv: 12.91 @ 111mph r33 gtst
Guilt-Toy: 12.98 @ 108mph r33 gtst
yogi000: 13.1 @ 108mph r32 gts
ru3-29T: 13.3@ 105mph r33gtst
spx25t: 13.354 @ 103.23MPH r31 25t
race_snooze: 13.4 @ 111mph r33 gtst
cerci: 13.522 @ 103mph r33 gtst
GTshortie: [email protected] r33 gtst
kennedy: 13.615 @ 102.42mph r33gtst
silver gts-t: 13.62 @ 103mph r32 gtst
trust33: 13.6 @ 102mph r33 gtst
cuong nguyen: 13.761 at 106mph r32 gtst
RedDrifter: 13.7 @ 105 mph r32 gtst
cohen20: 13.7@?? r32gtst
JAS-25T: 13.8 @ 99mph r33 gtst
burnsie: 13.900@98mph r32gtst
SECUR1TY: 13.902 @ 101.36mph r33 gtst
Shonen: 13.934 @ 97.4MPH r34 gtt
JeeTeeEss25Tee: 14.01 @ 100.58mph r33 gtst
nath95: 14.04 @ 99mph r33 gtst
MaTBoY: 14.09s @ 99.55Mph r32 gtst
Siddr20: 100.15mph r33 gtst
mr moo: 14.191@ 96.76 r33 gtst
mike1987: 14.2 @ 97mph r32 gtst
jf R33: 14.258 @ 100.66mph r33gtst
tomm0: 14.3 @ 98mph r33 gtst
raz0r$harP: 14.516 @ 95.98mph r33 gtst
evil_weevil: 14.5 @ 94mph r33 gtst
d00dz: 14.53 @ 102.5mph r33 gtst
Tebie: 14.572 @ 94.24mph r32 gts4
sindows: 14.8 @ 96mph r33 gtst
the R32: 15.0 @ 101mph r32 gtst
Other
Boosted Zed: 10.709 @ 139.67mph 300ZX
Barry: 11.1 @ 123mph datto 1600
ido09s: 11.274 @ 121.79mph S14a 200SX
NBP: 11.8 121mph rx3 13bt
bmxwrx 12.4 @ 112mph MY00 WRX
TommO: 12.6 @ 108mph Evo VIII MR
DVS>VLT: 13.6 @ 104mph VLt
wokburner: 13.02 @ 109mph 300ZX TT
BLISTIC: 13.0 @ 109mph 180SX
PORTS: 13.433 @ 105.39mph z32 300zx
Felix st: 14.7 @ 94mph 98 Honda Integra VTIR
Will be updated.
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Hey guys im new i just moved over from newzealand
i brought over my datto from newzealand (what a pain that was)
i talked to this guy called ben and he metioned sau so i thought i would join
so here i am !!!!
and if anyone could give me some places where we could cruise or any drag stips i would relli appreciate it
cheers
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Hey guys im new i just moved over from newzealand
i brought over my datto from newzealand (what a pain that was)
i talked to this guy called ben and he metioned sau so i thought i would join
so here i am !!!!
and if anyone could give me some places where we could cruise or any drag stips i would relli appreciate it
cheers
New
in Tasmania
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hahaah really mate what happened
does anyone know what nites drags r on ???