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  1. A female dwarf goes to a doctor complaining of an embarrassing itch in the groin area.

    The doctor looks her up and down, picks her up and stands her on his desk.

    He lifts up her skirt and puts his head under. A little perplexed, she hears snip, snip, snip, snip.

    The doctor emerges from under her skirt. "How's that?"

    "Well, it's a lot better actually, but...........it's still there."

    Undaunted, he dives back under her skirt. Snip, snip, snip, snip. Out he comes. " How's that?" he asks again more confident.

    That's wonderful! What did you do?"

    "I trimmed the top of your Ugg boots."

  2. lol, those are gold.

    This morning on the way to work I rear-ended a car at some lights, whilst not really paying attention.

    Anyway the fella who was driving got out... And he was a dwarf!!!!

    He said "I'm not happy"........

    I said "Well which one are you then ?"

  3. Well it's official now:

    Entry list:-

    Darren Appleton - QLD

    Eugene Arendsen - QLD

    Catherine Coleiro - VIC

    Glen Drysdale - NSW

    Travis Dunstan - VIC

    Chris Easton - NSW

    Leighton Fine - SA

    Scott Gibbs - NSW

    Brad Green - NSW

    Jason Greenwood - NSW

    Ashley James - NSW

    Josh James - NSW

    Chris Jones - NSW

    Chris Laverick - NSW

    Mike Laverick - NSW

    Andrew McGregor - NSW

    James Mijoc - NSW

    Marcus Newark - NSW

    Sam Pass - ACT

    Lee Pidwell - VIC

    Christian Pickering - SA

    Matt Porter - NSW

    Ben Ryan - NSW

    Azhar Sadien - NSW

    Cameron Stubbs - NSW

    Michael Truscott - VIC

    Igor Tunjic - NSW

    Jarich van Horek - NSW

    Eiji Wakamatsu - NSW

    Nathan Weissel - NSW

    Dean Williams - NSW

    Dion Yandle - NSW

    Though they've got me down as coming from NSW. Are you there Stinkypoo (I don't know your name)?

  4. not a prob well i'm on holidays the week leading up to this so yeah plenty of spare time on mine hands so if you can use an extra pair of hands for anything let me know it'd be good to see what sort of work goes into getting the car ready for a drift round i'm hoping to have a good go at it as soon as my car is back (when ever that will be) but with coilovers, button clutch. mech lsd and 260rwkw, i think i should have a car quite suited to it

    Sounds like it'll be a beast. It'll be awesome when that gets to the track.

    Honestly there's not much to do between now and the day. Now that my week permit is over I'll wind the preload on the front coils back down, probably should do a service. I got my tyres from Jax yesterday (hope 6 rears last me the day).

    Might see if I can find out why it wasn't boosting past 0.9bar on the dyno the other day. That's about it. It's a bit of a budget car so there's not all that much to it.

  5. Hi all,

    Over the past few months the good people at JaxQuickfit Belconnen have been kind enough to give me second-hand tyres and allow me to destroy them at the track.

    They've asked me to spread the word that they'll be having a 'huge' wheel sale on the 15th and 16th of June to clear all their current stock. They've got heaps of aftermarket and domestic model wheels and they'll be selling them at cost price or less from both the Belconnen and Fyshwick stores.

    That's all the info I've got so if you have any questions you'll have to give them a call. Whitepages says:

    Belconnen - 6251 3852

    Fyshwick - 6228 1533

    Cheers

    Ben

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