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    The Hair Dressers Car.....

    in South Australia

    Posted

    hmmmmm lancer or frangapani car, lancer or frangapani hmmmmm u bought a fiesta ur comment is more invalid than owners of champange 180's ! especially after hmmm lets seee 6 tow trucks and 90% of ur ownership time with the cars sitting in the drive way not being driven u would think u would get a hint at mayb ur doing something wrong and when ur peers go glenn dont buy it mayb just mayb that would be a hint to not do something, just a thought thats all......

    well hello there children, nice to see you all having fun without me!

    Firstly, nice car mate, go beat some skylines in it lol

    secondly a question to everybody:

    Q: What has four doors, a six cyl motor, and a lazy slush box?

    A: Commodore taxi, or, Falcon taxi, or even the slightly less common, Magna Taxi (380's included)

    are we seeing a theme here?

    Andrews just upset because he got the shopping trolley (or socccer mum, depending on your take) version of a sports car, as opposed to the sports version of a shopping trolley lol :sick:

    and jugz, you still have that lancer, therefore, comments still not valid.

    Jokes!

    in South Australia

    Posted

    How do these people survive?

    ONE

    Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets.

    I asked for a half dozen nuggets.

    'We don't have half dozen nuggets,' said the teenager at the counter.

    'You don't?' I replied.

    'We only have six, nine, or twelve,' was the reply.

    'So I can't order a half dozen nuggets, but I can order six?'

    'That's right.'

    So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets

    (Unbelievable but sadly true...)

    TWO

    I was checking out at the local Woolworths with just a few items and the lady behind me put her things on the belt close to mine. I picked up one of those 'dividers' that they keep by the cash register and placed it between our things so they wouldn't get mixed.

    After the girl had scanned all of my items, she picked up the 'divider', looking it all over for the bar code so she could scan it.

    Not finding the bar code, she said to me, 'Do you know how much this is?'

    I said to her 'I've changed my mind; I don't think I'll buy that today.'

    She said 'OK,' and I paid her for the things and left.

    She had no clue to what had just happened.

    THREE

    A woman at work was seen putting a credit card into her floppy drive and pulling it out very quickly.

    When I inquired as to what she was doing, she said she was shopping on the Internet and they kept asking for a credit card number, so she was using the ATM 'thingy.'

    (Shitty death!!)

    FOUR

    I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car. 'Do you need some help?' I asked.

    She replied, 'I knew I! should have replaced the battery to this remote door unlocker. Now I can't get into my car. Do you think they (pointing to a distant convenience store) would have a battery to fit this?'

    'Hmmm, I don't know. Do you have an alarm, too?' I asked.

    'No, just this remote thingy,' she answered, handing it and the car keys to me. As I took the key and manually unlocked the door, I replied, 'Why don't you drive over there and check about the batteries. It's a long walk....

    PLEASE just lay down before you hurt yourself !!!

    FIVE

    Several years ago, we had an Intern who was none too swift. One day she was typing and turned to a secretary and said, 'I'm almost out of typing paper. What do I do?ʼ ʽJust use paper from the photocopierʼ, the secretary told her. With that, the intern took her last remaining blank piece of paper, put it on the photocopier and proceeded to make five 'blank' copies.

    Brunette, by the way!!

    SIX

    A mother calls 911 very worried asking the dispatcher if she needs to take her kid to the emergency room, the kid had eaten ants. The dispatcher tells her to give the kid some Benadryl and he should be fine, the mother says, 'I just gave him some ant killer.....'

    Dispatcher: 'Rush him in to emergency!'

    I'm speechless....honestly (shoot her please!!!)

    Life is tough. It’s even tougher if you're stupid!!!!

    Someone Hates Me

    in South Australia

    Posted

    Haha, you love it Steve, I'm your one stop spare parts shop :D

    But you are right, no real punishments leads people to beleive that they can get away with anything, and generally speaking, it's true!

    yeh but my dad man ! :P i'd rather hit a bin than drill through a break line ! or blame an imaginary guy in place of a pole

    V35 S2

    in South Australia

    Posted

    harro :)

    im looking at buying a S2 or S1 GT350 v35 um only know abit bout them. obviously im looking them up on the internet just posting to get ppls views etc on them ?

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