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    NIGHT OUT AT THE "ROXY"

    in New South Wales

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    Hey Guys, I went to the "ROXY" last friday night and were denied entry becuase of our shows, and then a couple of people behind us got in with exatly the shoes, "THAT THE $#% is with that.

    plus we lined up for at least 30min before they denied our entry so we buggered off.

    A joke for the day

    in New South Wales

    Posted

    True Landline story

    An elderly lady with a dog, called Bluey called the phone company to say that

    her telephone failed to ring when her friends called; and that on

    the few occasions when it did ring her dog always barked before the

    phone rang. The telephone repairman proceeded to the scene, curious

    to see this psychic dog or senile elderly lady. He climbed a nearby

    telephone pole, hooked in his test set, and dialled the subscriber's

    house. The phone didn't ring but the dog barked loudly and then the

    telephone did ring. Climbing down from the pole, the telephone

    repairman found:

    1. The dog was tied to the telephone system's

    ground post via an iron chain and collar.

    2. The dog was receiving

    90 volts of signalling current when the phone number was called.

    3. After several such jolts, the dog would start barking and urinate on

    the ground.

    4. The wet ground would complete the circuit and the

    phone would ring.

    Which shows you that some problems can be fixed by just pissing on

    them.

    A joke for the day

    in New South Wales

    Posted

    How about this one People's

    A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father. She stands next

    to the barbers chair, eating a cake while her dad gets his haircut. The

    barber smiles at her and says, "Sweetheart, you're gonna get hair on

    your muffin." "I know," she replies. "I'm gonna get tits too."

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