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  1. f**k for 10k, i`ll do a straight swap with my 33
  2. Welcome aboard dude
  3. havent installed drivers for sound cards but if the rpm is on the cd which contains the drivers in a linux directory, go into the console and type - rpm --i <driver-name>.rpm that will automatically install it LINUX IS FOR SERVER USE ONLY DO NOT USE THIS AS A PERSONAL OPERATING SYSTEM! last thing we need is n00bs whingin somethin about there computer isnt workin anymore and we find out they r runnin linux and not windows.
  4. only shit cause ur a n00b to computers come see me and i`ll organise a xp CD for ya dude.
  5. unless ur usin the graphical console and even still, thats ghey as its a memory hog!
  6. linux kicks ass specially for server shit. not recommended for noobs or non-computer type ppl
  7. u serious about running linux?
  8. wheres my invite?
  9. had it all before found out majority of the shows on cable tv were on freetoair atleast 2-3days before it was on cable tv.
  10. cable tv = ghey enough said.
  11. woohooo back
  12. im outta here later all
  13. A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school. He spent the first few weeks of his retirement in peace and contentment. Then a new school year began. The very next afternoon three young boys, full of youthful, after-school enthusiasm, came down his street, beating merrily on every trashcan they encountered. The crashing percussion continued day after day, until finally the wise old man decided it was time to take some action. The next afternoon, he walked out to meet the young percussionists as they banged their way down the street. Stopping them, he said, "You kids are a lot of fun. I like to see you express your exuberance like that. In fact, I used to do the same thing when I was your age. Will you do me a favor? I'll give you each a dollar if you'll promise to come around every day and do your thing." The kids were elated and continued to do a bang-up job on the trashcans. After a few days, the old-timer greeted the kids again, but this time he had a sad smile on his face. "This recession's really putting a big dent in my income," he told them. "From now on, I'll only be able to pay you 50 cents to beat on the cans." The noisemakers were obviously displeased, but they did accept his offer and continued their afternoon ruckus. A few days later, the wily retiree approached them again as they drummed their way down the street. "Look," he said, "I haven't received my Social Security check yet, so I'm not going to be able to give you more than 25 cents. Will that be okay?" "A lousy quarter?" the drum leader exclaimed. "If you think we're going to waste our time, beating these cans around for a quarter, you're nuts! No way, mister. We quit!" And the old man enjoyed peace.
  14. Two brothers were always getting into trouble in their neighborhood. The people in the neighborhood started complaining to the parents about the boys. So the boys parents decided to have their priest talk to the boys. The priest asks to speak to the boys alone, requesting to see the youngest first. The young boy comes in and sits at a large table across the room from the priest. The priest looks at the boy, points at him and, trying to emphasize that God is in everyone, asks, "Where is God?" The boy looks around the room and back at the priest and says nothing. Again, the priest points at the boy and in a louder voice asks, "Where is God?" The boy says nothing. The priest walks around the table, pointing inches from the boy’s face and asks again, "Where is God?" The boy jumps out of his chair and runs out the door. The boy runs right home, grabs his older brother and says to him, "We are in BIG trouble!" His brother replies, "We haven't done anything!" The younger brother replies, "God's missing, and they think we did it!"
  15. A man and his wife were sitting in the living room discussing a “Living Will” "Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug." His wife got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all the beer.
  16. ghey no more jokes enough said.
  17. yeh, cause they've all played with you dont want any germs thanks
  18. 10MINS TO GO!
  19. go play with mike then u wont be bored
  20. no more jokes they r boring and making me tired
  21. 15MINS TO GO!!!!
  22. damm pimpin whore i wanna be like you though
  23. i only follow u cause we r all sheep here. so i think that makes us all even
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