Squizz

My thread, my points system. But I like the "fuckcake" idea you are pitching so you get 10.

I love D.... ...cups

I love it when you talk dirty. Tell me more about your bulging torque converter and "do you even" flex plate...

Dude, never interrupt.

He gets extra cred for doing it with vinyl and not CD's.

Yes, it is. You get 5 internet points. Thus bringing your total to.... 5.

2 Postwhores, 1 Cup... This can't end well.

Negative. With herpes you'd have a fair idea how you got it... For you, I'd go crabs. Mildly irritating but not really serious enough to pose any real concern.

You make it sound so cheap.

Do you just whack it in D. Is there an substance to rumours of you loving the D?

Do you rap while you wrap? If so, is it included in the price or an optional extra?

Just so you know, you're missing out... Andy knows

I'll take that as a no.

Want to hug it out?

I'm not a Nissan purist. I just don't see the point in taking the motor out of a heavy and underpowered car and putting it into another heavy and underpowered car.

Ecutek

I aim to please...

As soon as I got there Han would go into labour, guaranteed! I swear the baby is just messing with us. Also - Av update just for you

Well no sign of this bloody baby as yet so I'm pissed I said no to dinner. Hope he pops out soon.

I need to combine him with what I'm calling my "classic" avatar, though not as old as the SDU humpy man, more recognisable.

Agreed.

Blast from the past, circa 2006 I reckon.

Pretty well the only thing it needs now is track-time and more talent from the driver.

I had the option of running 98 and launch control or e85 and ALS. I locked in 'B' Eddie.