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But don't they love the flaggin? Maybe I should just wear a chastity belt

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU GOT LIKE 3 FEET OF AIR THAT TIME! Ever take it off any sweet jumps.... *napoleon dynamite how i <3 you!* LOL trashing scooters is the best.... i also want a pocket bike to do some sweet ass tricks with Uncle Ricko!

shouldn't i be keeping alcohol away from my croutch? Isn't that like putting bait between my legs... BAHAHAHAHA YOU WANT ME TO GET VIOLATED I KNOW IT!!!!!!!! Giving me crazy advice... PFFFFF!!

I think my stroke has been going on since Friday night... Longest stroke ever

bahahahaha Nice one!!!!! I might be going to Rocky this long weekend... I'm scared i'm gonna get bashed!!!

ha ha ha ha sounds awesome!!! My friend and I wanna buy scooters and thrash the sh*t out of them... Speaking of scooters, I was down the coast yesterday and saw the funniest thing, some kid that works at seaworld was riding his scooter and no shit the wind pushed him off his moped.. BAHAHAHA He layed in the middle of the road like he was dying with the scooter on him and said he couldn't get up, it took 2 people to help him BAHAHAHAHA Then he limped to the site of the road

I wish I didn't drink... I think I may have also had a stroke at some point.... Mondays suck wang

Yeah ditto's... It'll go fast, if you don't think about it too much... What ya doin this weekend?

Need me to "take care" of anyone for ya? I gots tha brass knuckles waiting! Man i'm over today already I think I might go get a hot chocolate

yeah that's right baybeh!!!!!!!!!!!! how is ya?

You know it! bahahaha How was your weekend munchkin?

Hello's

You just might! Shee Yash!

Anyways kiddo's i'm heading home now, have yourselves an awesome night!!

tis true!!! poor boys

bahahahahaha she's covering her manberries!

BAM! that's it

nice talking to you

BAHAHAHA What was it called? M something....

If u don't want me to forget things, i advise you to not hit my head... instead go for the traditional knee capping.... hey i'm old fashioned ok?!

don't get me wrong, if i was a guy i'd bang her just cos she's Paris Hilton, and that could later be turned into a pick up line

oh a baseball bat!! I like where this is heading!!! u gonna wrap razor wire around that baby or what?!

i do actually have a doll on my desk ha ha ha But it's a Corpse Bride so her backs already cracked USELESS!

WELL I NEVER! ha ha ha but she's hot... i don't care how she spreads em.. she's an effin fox! Paris has a pig eye that squints... she can go sodomise herself LOL When it comes down to it, Angelina is hotter and I think she'd go OFF in the sack Paris clearly just lays there