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    Whoretown - Now Interest Free

    in Queensland

    Posted

    Lol, dude i have heaps of random pics of Chicks too....

    They only let you take their photos cos they think your a gay hair dresser and dont want to root them, they know if i took their photos i would be sexen them all night lokng :D

    dude, pics you downloaded off the net dont count, seriously. and since when is Lihn letting you out of your cage at night? i heard you got in trouble down at the animal pound last time you got let out? something about violating the strays? :)

    Whoretown - Now Interest Free

    in Queensland

    Posted

    its a mazda.

    :D

    you'll get over your inferiority issues one day john

    also, i might be able to help with the x-trails. after all, we do buy them from nissan too :)

    Rotors.,. I've never seen one that wasnt either just rebuilt or needs rebuilding. :)

    then you need to get out of your parents house more and stop looking on the internet

    ;)

    here are a few groupie photos, more to come lee

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    Whoretown - Now Interest Free

    in Queensland

    Posted

    picsorban!!

    way ahead of you, just gimme a minute to find some

    "entire mazda community" = 500 pensioners driving 323s and 626, one ponce in a rx8 and a clapped out series 5 rx7 :D

    lol not really. bout the same as here. you have the young children like lee, then the mid 20's, then all the way up to the old ones like karen and dave :)

    *runs and hides*

    lol your having typical rotor problems.... my car is running yours aint...

    I Believe you Mike...

    oh its running fine, i'm just getting them to tune it from 130kw to 250kw is all :) plus add some extra goodies to my water-to-air intercooler :) so i'd say your having typical nissan problems, always think your better ;)

    Whoretown - Now Interest Free

    in Queensland

    Posted

    so you haven't been working?

    (insert dr evil "RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIGGHHHHHTT")

    no i havent been on SAU, so no i havent been working, technically :D yeah works ,work. same as it was 3 months ago.

    i have the entire mazda community constantly harassing me about my car. there is a list of about 50 people i'd say :) we are even having an inaugral cruise for when it comes out of the workshop, kinda cool actually. free photography and lotsa other fringe benefits.

    Whoretown - Now Interest Free

    in Queensland

    Posted

    OMG....... NOPE!!

    haha j/k :D hey mike, where ya been?

    around.......in circles :) at home mostly. been contemplating going on the 2 minute noodle diet to save more for my car :)

    fooker.... car blow up yet??? all fixed and running sweet???

    lol you own the nissan not me ;) comes out of mazfix hopefully this week.

    OH GUESS WHAT EVERYONE!!!!! I HAVE GROUPIES!!!!! NO JOKE!!!!

    Something Interesting

    in Queensland

    Posted

    aww ur not going to leave caus of a bit of banter, albeit it true banter :kiss:

    just you :kiss:

    I am still to over take a turbo MX5 at trackday...

    I have a hard enough time catching the N/A ones little loan catching the turbo chargered ones...

    Slippery little buggers... Ill get them now tho GT30 style... :wave:

    there is a track day on the 27th of feb if you want to put it to the test. 1/2 day for $75. 20 or so of them you can try :P

    mike mike mike...

    No matter how hard you make that MX5 go, people are just going to think when you tear past them:

    "Must be late for a house-call"

    coming from someone who had troubles driving to his own cruise?

    out of 7 potential Nissan's that entered the Circuit battle, only two competed. A Z33 and a 180sx. three gtr's backed out coz they all had engine problems (including GIANT from last year) and a couple of others too. the mx5 ran a 1:06.222 the only car that came close was a mitsubishi evo with a 1:07.432 with a race driver brought over from Asia driving it :O

    until i see a faster lap time by a non-professional driver, yours are just boats with wheels and a nissan badge.

    Something Interesting

    in Queensland

    Posted

    hahaha mike i see in that list there isnt a black 32 gtr, the gtr i'm talking about took this event out last time round, and he's a member on here, giant. it'd be interesting to see just what suspension/handling/body mods that mx5 has

    i'm gonna laugh so hard when u get ur mx5 up here and u get pwned by others on here :)

    there was a black 33 gtr i believe. i think there was another one but it broke down.

    here is a full build-up report for the car that won link

    what if i dont come back? what are you going to do then shane? i could just not show up here?

    Something Interesting

    in Queensland

    Posted

    just recently there was a report on the Autosalon Circuit Battle. the following is a list of cars that attended:

    MX-5

    Nissan 300ZX

    Honda Civic

    Mitsubishi EVO's IV, VI, VIII, IX

    BMW M Roadster (99)

    Honda S2000 turbocharged

    Nissan 180SX

    Nissan skyline - a HR31 not that great and a R33 GT-R

    Porsche GT3

    BMW M3

    BMW 328

    Honda Integra(type R)

    Lotus Exige

    Subaru WRX

    out of all these cars that participated, the MX-5 came out on top :laugh: the mx-5 was built by a workshop called Mania down in sydney. it was turbocharged running about 10psi i believe, only about 140kw at the wheels, and weighed about a tonne.

    this just goes to show that boats like the gtr and M3 really arent that quick when you put them up againt a small roadster with similar mods. just remember, almost every other car there had a heap more power than the mx5 as well. all the drivers were of about the same skill level as well, and frequented the tracks.

    so next time you pull up next to a "hairdresser's car" dont laugh, its better than you :)

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    Whoretown - Now Interest Free

    in Queensland

    Posted

    aww u spoil all the fun :wave:

    Ok, seeing as u've now purchased the mx5 hairdressers car, i'll start taking bets as to when it dies.

    :D

    maybe you should read the latest autosalon. then go cry in the corner like the little bitch you are :P

    read the circuit battle report

    Whoretown - Now Interest Free

    in Queensland

    Posted

    :O HOLLY SHIT ITS MIKE :wave:

    i've been so alone in here with out you..... FAG!!

    :huh: bought that MX5 yet???

    first, read that story, farking hilarious

    oh, poor lee :( i knew you'd all miss me. you been batting off a lot havent you :O

    yeah, i bought it. it'll be here next week. i took that weekend and the following few days off as well :) to........acquaint myself with some local roads and mountains :D

    been busy actually :P not working, but doing stuff. also, have a read of the autosalon circuit battle in the latest addition, you'll probably all cry ;)

    Whoretown - Now Interest Free

    in Queensland

    Posted

    If you can read this whole story without tears of laugher running down your

    cheeks then there's no hope for you!

    *Note: Please take time to read this slowly. If you pay attention to the

    first two judges, the reaction of the third judge is even better!

    For those of you who have lived in Texas, you know how true this is. They

    actually have a Chili Cook-off about the

    time the Rodeo comes to town. It takes up a major portion of the parking lot

    at the Astrodome.

    The notes are from an inexperienced Chili taster named Frank, who was

    visiting Texas from the East Coast:

    Frank: "Recently, I was honored to be selected as a judge at a chili

    cook-off.

    The original person called in sick at the last moment and I happened to be

    standing there at the judge's table

    asking for directions to the Budweiser truck, when the call came in.

    I was assured by the other two judges (Native Texans) that the chili

    wouldn't be all that spicy and, besides,

    they told me I could have free beer during the tasting, so accepted".

    Here are the scorecards from the event:

    *********************************************

    Chili # 1 Mike's Maniac Mobster Monster Chili

    Judge # 1 -- A little too heavy on the tomato. Amusing kick.

    Judge # 2 -- Nice, smooth tomato flavor. Very mild.

    Judge # 3 -- (Frank) Holy shit, what the hell is this stuff? You could

    remove dried paint from your driveway.

    Took me two beers to put the flames out. I hope that's the worst one. These

    Texans are crazy.

    ************************************

    Chili # 2 Arthur's Afterburner Chili

    Judge # 1 -- Smoky, with a hint of pork. Slight jalapeno tang.

    Judge # 2 -- Exciting BBQ flavor, needs more peppers to be taken seriously.

    Judge # 3 -- Keep this out of the reach of children. I'm not sure what I'm

    supposed to taste besides pain.

    I had to wave off two people who wanted to give me the Heimlich maneuver.

    They had to rush in more beer when they saw the look on my face.

    ************************************************

    Chili # 3 Fred's Famous Burn Down the Barn Chili

    Judge # 1 -- Excellent firehouse chili. Great kick. Needs more beans.

    Judge # 2 -- A bean less chili, a bit salty, good use of peppers.

    Judge # 3 -- Call the EPA. I've located a uranium spill.

    My nose feels like I have been snorting Drano. Everyone knows the routine by

    now.

    Get me more beer before I ignite. Barmaid pounded me on the back,

    now my backbone is in the front part of my chest. I'm getting shit-faced

    from all of the beer.

    *****************************

    Chili # 4 Bubba's Black Magic

    Judge # 1 -- Black bean chili with almost no spice. Disappointing.

    Judge # 2 -- Hint of lime in the black beans. Good side dish for fish or

    other mild foods, not much of a chili.

    Judge # 3 -- I felt something scraping across my tongue, but was unable to

    taste it. Is it possible to burn out taste buds?

    Sally, the barmaid, was standing behind me with fresh refills.

    That 300-lb. *censored* is starting to look HOT...just like this nuclear waste

    I'm eating! Is chili an aphrodisiac?

    ***********************************

    Chili # 5 Linda's Legal Lip Remover

    Judge # 1 -- Meaty, strong chili. Cayenne peppers freshly ground, adding

    considerable kick. Very impressive.

    Judge # 2 -- Chili using shredded beef, could use more tomato.

    Must admit the cayenne peppers make a strong statement.

    Judge # 3 -- My ears are ringing, sweat is pouring off my forehead and I can

    no longer focus my eyes. I farted and four people behind me needed paramedics.

    i felt the need to share this with all of you :P

    i rofl'd so much i think i pee'd a little :D

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