maybe wait until the SAU night out so he is so blind he won't notice you working him over with the bat.....then he just wakes up in hospital the next morning and hey presto......morphine
Never mind the 6 week stay and permanent disability which he will have as a reminder
lol...what scares me is the self medicating button...where you go..."hmmm I THINK I can feel pain....better give it another hit.....ahhhhhhhh.....hang on....is that more pain???....I think it IS!!!!..:D"