jbanyard1994

Whenever I view someones profile. Facebook keeps attempting to download the web-page.Facebook. You overestimate my stalking ability. >.>

Major West: *Walks up to psychic* Can you answer one question for me?Psychic: Yeah sure.Major West: Thanks. *Walks off*

*Chris talking to cardboard cut-out*Chris: Can I take my pants off?*Pause for 5 seconds*Chris: If she doesn't answer, does that mean yes?Peter: That's what I've been going with.Lol xD

Sid Harrison, Since for some reason I can't post on your wall. This will have to do. I was reading your tumblr and saw this "23: How big is too big (peniswise):if i can see it or feel it, too big"It made me laugh for ages. KThanksBye.

Good day of anal with rusty gates at arrow computers.

First day at my new job tomorrow. Quite excited

Jeff: You snooze, you loose boobs.

FML. Saw ep 21, then 20, now watching 22 >.> f**king torrents not naming them correctly >.>

Big Mike: What sort of person gives you divorce papers on Valentines Day?Chuck: Your wife??Lol.

There once was a man from nantucketWho ate a whole KFC bucket.He smiled with a grin.As he licked grease from his chin.If this chicken was blue, I'd chuck it.- Amy Denman

'Dude, I think I need your help here, I think I made a mistake''What did you swallow this time?'They know each other too well. xD

Chuck - You come in here and give me shit for setting up all these candles and the music and you come dressed like that?!?Sarah - It's apart of my cover...Chuck - It doesn't cover a thing.

Got a new job at the DVG Maddington. $18 an hour

'This isn't modern technology, Noah's Arc used the same setup'

'Using Latin phrases to sound smart is my modus operandi'