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Ive kept my card nice and clean for teh last year or 2 ive had it. So i think ive earrned a big spendup

Hehehe yeh well i could stuggle along and mess with it for ages or just get it all done at once. it will end up costing me less in the long run and after all, thats what credit cards are for.

I have a feeling the engine mounts are buggered too so best to get a full rebuild done. Then new Fmic and up da boost

Yeh i could but i really dont know if the problem goes deeper than that. Best to have a pro look it over and then tell me the damage so i can either do it my self or have him do it if its complex

Yeh lumpy the nissan expert, same thing as was always wrong with it. I think pretty much all the seals are gone.

Hmm fair enuff. Ive finally given up, its going to Lumpy tomorrow and ill pay him to save my sanity

Morning all. Wanna get a team together for Sallon huh? I think 25gtt would go 4 that.

Drove a m8s car home last nite. Pull out half the dash and mess with everything guess what? the battery in the immobiliser key is dead :confused: always great to check that last, specially at 4am

Never too late for a good whoring eh? hey all. What i miss?

So do i m8 im off to start the nite cyas all. Thanks for the offer anyhow Paul

Had a look at the problem, think ive got it so ill just leave it to teh weekdays huh. av a good 1 at autosalon. Its runnignheaps better blowing less smoke but still dripping a bit of oil. I went sick with the silicon but that didnt help

Hey Paul u there?

Hmm that sucks huh i shoulda driven

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HMmm that was pointless

Well im keeping entertained

On a farm out in the country lived a man and a woman and their three sons. Early one morning, the woman awoke, and while looking out of the window onto to the pasture, she saw that the family's only cow was lying dead in the field. The situation looked hopeless to her -- how could she possibly continue to feed her family now? In a depressed state of mind, she hung herself. When the man awoke to find his wife dead, as well as the cow, he too began to see the hopelessness of the situation, and he shot himself in he head. Now the oldest son woke up to discover his parents dead (and the cow!), and he decided to go down to the river and drown himself. When he got to the river, he discovered a mermaid sitting on the bank. She said, "I've seen all and know the reason for your despair. But if you will have sex with me five times in a row, I will restore your parents and the cow to you." The son agreed to try, but after four times, he was simply unable to satisfy her again. So the mermaid drowned him in the river. Next the second oldest son woke up. After discovering what had happened, he too decided to throw himself into the river. The mermaid said to him, "If you will have sex with me ten times in a row, I will make everything right." And while the son tried his best (seven times!), it was not enough to satisfy the mermaid, so she drowned him in the river. The youngest son, woke up and saw his parents dead, the dead cow in the field, and his brothers gone. He decided that life was a hopeless prospect, and he went down to the river to throw himself in. And there he also met the Mermaid. "I have seen all that has happened, and I can make everything right if you will only have sex with me fifteen times in a row." The young son replied, "Is that all? Why not twenty times in a row?" The mermaid was somewhat taken aback by this request. Then he said, "Hell, why not twenty-five times in a row?" And even as she was reluctantly agreeing to his request, he said, "Why not THIRTY times in a row?" Finally, she said, "Enough!! Okay, if you will have sex with me thirty times in a row, then I will bring everybody back to perfect health." Then the young fellow asked, "Wait! How do I know that thirty times in a row won't kill you like it did the cow?"

Recently, I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D.- Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder. This is how it manifests: I decided to wash my car. As I start toward the garage, I notice that there is mail on the hall table. I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car. I lay my car keys down on the table, put the junk mail in the trash can under the table, and notice that the trash can is full. So, I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the trash first. But then I think, since I'm going to be near the mailbox when I take out the trash anyway, I may as well pay the bills first. I take my cheque book off the table, and see that there is only one check left. My extra cheques are in my desk in the study, so I go to my desk where I find the bottle of beer that I had been drinking. I'm going to look for my cheques, but first I need to push the beer aside so that I don't accidentally knock it over. I see that the beer is getting warm, and I decide I should put it in the refrigerator to keep it cold. As I head toward the kitchen with the beer, a vase of flowers on the counter catches my eye - they need to be watered. I set the beer down on the counter, and I discover my reading glasses that I've been searching for all morning. I decide I better put them back on my desk, but first I'm going to water the flowers. I set the glasses back down on the counter, fill a container with water and suddenly I spot the TV remote. Someone left it on the kitchen table. I realise that tonight when we go to watch TV, we will be looking for the remote, but nobody will remember that it's on the kitchen table, so I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs, but first I'll water the flowers. I splash some water on the flowers, but most of it spills on the floor. So, I set the remote back down on the table, get some towels and wipe up the spill. Then I head down the hall trying to remember what I was planning to do. At the end of the day: the car isn't washed, the bills aren't paid, there is a warm bottle of beer sitting on the counter, the flowers aren't watered, there is still only one check in my cheque book, I can't find the remote, I can't find my glasses, and I don't remember what I did with the car keys. Then when I try to figure out why nothing got done today, I'm really baffled because I know I was busy ALL DAY LONG, and I'm really tired. I realise this is a serious problem, and I'll try to get some help for it, but first I'll check my e-mail...

"fo shizzle ma nizzle" is a bastardization of "fo' sheezy mah neezy" which is a bastardization of "for sure mah nigga" which is a bastdardization of "I concur with you whole heartedly my African american brother" Recommend for deletion

Yeh that waas out of line wasnt it :spew:

Want me to stuff my meat and 2 veg between my leg silence of teh lambs style?

Yeh i know, hey think of it this way. If i crack i get compo :crazy:

*Spooky music plays* Page ownage

yep that does seem the theme and yep that does seem the reason On todays episode of "mysterious mysterys of stange mystery" "Why is the water in the bathroom always colder than the water in the kitchen"

They both look good on the front page of today. Gotta love teh uniforms