dibs on pre op testing
shanes doctor "i'm sorry shane, it appears you have 2 months to live, you are pregnant, have ebola, typhus, thrush and syphilis and have somehow been able to insult my own mother in test result form"
nah working holiday visa is 2 years, and i can work for 12 months in that period, but chances are the company would sponsor me for a residential visa if i wanted to stay longer so would all be sweet..
plan b is to find some english tart and set up a sham marrage
i need to have parents or grandparents that are citizens of a eu country, only problem is most of my family is kiwi,
dead,
we dont talk to them ,
or any combination of above