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Baconer

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  1. google (the hell is a tor )
  2. Spiders! Hate spiders with a passion, almost as much as i hate flies, but after this they may just be front runner (kind of weird though, they say the enemy of your enemy is your friend... liars...) Anyway, story, as i was driving home tonight along Murrumbateman rd i felt a slight brushing on my elbow which was resting against the door, the brushing continues so like an idiot i looked and theres one decent sized huntsman trying to crawl onto my arm. Naturally i panicked and swat at it which causes him to run onto the screen covering the dash cluster behind the steering wheel and out of my reach so i cant squash him, im trying to concentrate on the road (100km/h road, wet, windy, no shoulder to pull off onto and a truck is right behind me) and because im panicking (i really dont like spiders) im breathing faster which causes the windscreen to fog up, i figure the only way im getting the bastard and saving my car (this story is more dramatic then i thought haha) is to get him out of where he is so i start spitting at him... I keep missing him but finally he moves and runs onto the windscreen and out in the open... so then i punched him, mashing him all over the place, wish id gotten a pic of the scene afterwards but it was too dark and i wasnt waiting till the morning to clean the mess but just picture it... Mashed spider on the windscreen and spit on the steering wheel, gauge console and dash (should work on my aim incase this ever happens again) I really, really dont like spiders...
  3. Pierce Brosnan (im allowed 2 words if the cheater above me is )
  4. haha, the full clip is on break, makes an awesome thud from memory
  5. darkness (ya darknesses, they should of enver given you ** money, ah i love chapelle show, too bad he went mother earth on us all...)
  6. at 7,000 a tub you'd want those results. Holy crap at the reflection pics though...
  7. Ozzy (dam should of said wylde, went to sydney last year to see BLS, greatest trip ive ever had , went for 4 days and stayed at the Youth Hostel, was stoned/drunk/barely conscious the entire time. Good times, nothing like going back to your room after a big night out to find a crazy Italian sleeping in your bed)
  8. Message Shell, make her make the Canberrans show up Also where abouts is Merrylands :X is it close to sydney?
  9. whenever i wash my car (r33 aswell) small splashes of water get in between the door window and the b-pillar if i spray in the wrong direction, maybe it was similar to this :X My car still smells like that generic imported car smell...
  10. right (its a sign of commitment which is always right)
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