Ben_R32

A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them, and hides in the bedroom cupboard to watch. The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the cupboard, not realising that the little boy is in there already. The little boy says, "Dark in here." The man says, "Yes, it is." Boy - "I have a football." Man - "That's nice." Boy - "Want to buy it?" Man - "No, thanks." Boy - "My dad's outside." Man - "OK, how much?" Boy - "$250." In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the cupboard together. Boy - "Dark in here." Man - "Yes, it is." Boy - "I have football boots." The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?" Boy - "$750." Man - "Sold." A few days later, the boy's father says to the boy, "Grab your boots and football, let's go outside and have a game of soccer." The boy says, "I can't, I sold my ball and boots." The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?" Boy -"$1,000." The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that. That is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess. "They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door. The boy says, "Dark in here." The priest says, "Don't start that sh*t again. You're in my cupboard now."

Insensitive Women Barry returned from a doctor's visit one day and told his wife Doreen that the doctor said he only had 24 hours to live. Wiping away her tears, he asked her to make love with him. Of course she agreed and they made passionate love. Six hours later, Barry went to her again, and said, "Honey, now I only have 18 hours left to live. Maybe we could make love again?" Doreen agreed and again they made love. Later, Barry was getting into bed when he realized he now had only eight hours of life left. He touched Doreen's shoulder and said, "Honey? Please, Just one more time before I die." She agreed, then afterwards she rolled over and fell asleep. Barry, however, heard the clock ticking in his head, and he tossed and turned until he was down to only four more hours. He tapped his wife on the shoulder to wake her up. "Honey, I only have four hours left! Could we...?" His wife sat up abruptly, turned to him and said, "Listen Barry, I have to get up in the morning! You don't."

Very nice

Nice work mate. Mine was on the dyno on Saturday and made ~150rwkw, and I know that's fun on the track. You must be loving it.

Spotted a black 33 with dished chromies parked outside my work yesterday.

I didn't get there until late (after 5.30 - had some suspension to fix). I only made 152.6kw, wasn't boosting past 0.9bar for some reason. Full results can be seen here: SR Dyno Day Results

I'm entering. First comp for me...

Spotted a silver 33 on the roundabout of Belconnen Way and Dryandra Street. Got a wave, gave a wave.

A young man moved into a new apartment of his own and went to the Lobby to put his name on his mailbox. While there, an attractive young Lady came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes, wearing a robe. the boy smiled at the young woman and she started a conversation with him. As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she had nothing else on. The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact. After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said, "Let's go to my apartment, I hear someone coming." He followed her into her apartment; she closed the door and leaned against it, allowing her robe to fall off completely. Now nude, she purred at him, "What would you say is my best feature?" Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked, "It's got to be your ears." Astounded, and a little hurt she asked, "My ears? Look at these breasts; they are full and 100% natural. I work out every day and my butt is firm and solid. Look at my skin - no blemishes anywhere. How can you think that the best part of my body is my ears?" Clearing his throat, he stammered.... "Outside, when you said you heard someone coming.... that was me."

Niiccccccccccccceee. Spotted a silver 33 turning into Dickson off Northbourne this morning about 9.15. Keep an eye out for this thing on the roads tomorrow

Yep, only illumination will be flames from the exhaust (For the record dyno day is at midday )

Just a reminder that the dyno day is this Saturday. If you're interested give Jon a call on 0406 379 074 and let him know. There'll also be bbq on the day.

I pulled an older woman at a club last night. She was a right sort for 57, we drank a bit, had a bit of a snog & she asked if I'd ever had the sportsman's double, a mother and daughter 3 some? I said no. We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was my lucky night. I went back to her place. She put the hall light on & and shouted upstairs: "Mum you still awake?"

I've spoken to the head of Dickson rego about coilovers recently and the word from him is that whether a brand of coilovers can be engineered or not depends on whether the manufacturer provides the necessary guarantees that the product meets ADRs. Apparently most manufacturers don't bother and advise that their products are only for track use. One brand that this guy said he thought were able to be engineered were Tein, so you might be ok Star.

I noticed on the telecast yesterday that there was one time it was obvious he was doing the catch up thing, and the commentators were talking about how it was a good tactic. Then when they showed the battle results he actually lost the battle where he was following, so the judges marked him down for it. I went to every DA round last year as pit crew for a mate in Super Drift, and went to Mallala this year. My mate's now had to pull out of SD this year because of uni commitments, so I'd be keen for this cruise to EC. Hopefully I'll have my 32 on the road by then as well.

Do you guys meet up every Friday??? What time?

Semi-slicks hey ... what can you do? Also, I hit a wombat a couple of months ago in my Falcon ute. Hit it on the left side. It destroyed the front bumper bar and I needed a wheel alignment but that was it. I reckon I got off light.

Sorry for the confusion. The discount is for financial SR members i.e. members who have paid the $50 membership fee.

Howdy all, I'm part of StreetRides and we're looking at holding some events in the near future that I thought some of you might be interested in, though these are all dependent on final numbers. If it's not appropriate to post this stuff here then I'd appreciate it if the mods would please delete. Dyno day - http://www.streetrides.org.au/gallery/albu...s/Dyno_Day1.jpg Date: 12 May Time: Midday Location: Autotech, 11-13 Collie Street Fyshwick Cost: $30 for SR members, $45 for others Contact: Jonathan Ashley on 0406 379 074 or [email protected] Paintball - http://www.streetrides.org.au/gallery/albu.../Paintball1.jpg Date: 27 May Time: 8am Location: Adventure Paintball, Monaro Highway Cost: $35 for SR members, $45 for others Contact: Jonathan Ashley on 0406 379 074 or [email protected] Wakefield Track Day - http://www.streetrides.org.au/gallery/albu.../Wakefield1.jpg Date: 16 July (it's a Monday) Time: 8am Location: Wakefield Park Raceway, Braidwood Road Goulburn Cost: $40 car entry for SR members, $60 car entry for others (early bird pricing, entry fee will go up closer to the date) Contact: Jonathan Ashley on 0406 379 074 or [email protected] Cheers Ben

Thanks Cef, pm replied to. Leech that 3 month rule probably applies to cars imported under the SEVS rules (Specialist & Enthusiast Vehicle Scheme). Under these rules compliance is a mandatory step in the importing process and it wouldn't surprise me if they set a time limit on it. I brought my car in a few years ago under the old 15 year rule and there's no time limit on complying it.

Hi all, Long time since I've been on. Used to use another username but now I can't remember it. I've got a calsonic-ish blue R32 GTS-T which I've used as a track only drifter since I imported it. Latest development is that I want to street register it, and to that end I took it through Dickson last week. Naturally it failed (it's not complied or engineered yet). No need to worry for my sanity, I never expected it to pass. But for a weekly permit it has to go through Dickson first, and when it fails the inspectors have to allow it to get 'Unrestricted' permits - I got a restricted fail which means the best I can do is a 2 hr permit. It's got no front bar - I destroyed my original Bomex at Wakefield a while back - and before I took the car in I rang up to see if that was ok. I was told as long as there were no sharp edges it should be ok, so I unbolted the reo which just left the headlights, cooler and piping. I figured that would be ok, but it turns out the vanes in my cooler are sharp edges, hence the restricted fail. If anyone local has a 32 front bar for sale, or knows of someone who might, let me know because I'm in the market. Once I can get weekly permits that'll give me some freedom to take it to an engineer. Sorry for the long post, it helps to talk about it. Ben