Astro Bear

Schnitz 'n' tits tomorrow night too.

Faark, that's a decent sesh. Not good. You still headed o/s in a few months?

Just ate nearly a whole block of rolo chocolate. Feeling decidedly ill. Do not try this at home children.

How do you know those guys have had those cars paid for by their parents? For all we know the guy could be an astrophysics whizz who's banging some hot Asian beaver from the student accom block.

Mmmm Chicken and Cous Cous.

Does this take the total number of boys you've had in the back seat of your car into double figures now?

I want to pee in your food.

Looks like this episode..... (sunglasses on) ...........Just got the chop. YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAH

This upsets me.

Just heard they're pulling a few simpsons episodes from tv that make references to nuclear meltdowns etc in light of current situations in Japan.

I've seen that MR2 around here a couple of times. Meh.

Cheers fellas, Selling it is definitely the right thing to do. Sigh.

I'm trying so hard to get a taste for it, but I just can't lol. I think it's an 'aquired taste?

Odd question for the wasteland people, but does anyone here drink red wine?

You went a bit over the top there don't you think bloke? The car might not be particularly special to anyone else, but it is to me. That's all.

I don't know whether to keep my car at my grandparents place for the next few years until I get back to Aus and the turn it into a trackcar, or just sell it now. What to do, what to do... Suggestions?

So sorry to hear mate... Maybe put some reward signs on poles etc in the surrounding area / industrial estates... Somebody will have seen something.

LOL I meant Poodles are vicious! Damn spellcheck. I love biscuits, but I hate poodles.

Poodles are biscuits. Hate them.

You win again, good sir.

Refer to above post.

The food so nice, they named it twice.

DING DING DING DING!!! You're correct! Your prize, I hear you ask? You get to contribute towards the answering of another riddle!!! Question 2) What is the area of a triangle that has sides of 14, 11 and 25 inches long?

Ok f**k-arses, it's Vic Wasteland Logic puzzle time... Question 1) A man was in a small town for the day, and needed a haircut. He noticed that there were only two barbers in town, and decided to apply a bit of logical deduction to choosing the best one. Looking at their shops, he saw that the first one was very neat and the barber was clean shaven with a nice haircut. The other shop was a mess, and the barber there needed a shave and had a bad cut. Why did the man choose to go to this barber?

Will drop pants for food.