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wait............heater control module????? that the climate control assembly or something else?

Luuuuukkkkkkkkkkkkeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What parts???? do tell???? I wanna know??????

I have asked Tony to be my sexatary but she declined.......I need to ask him to find me a sexy sexy sexy female chartered accountant but no doubt she probably would replace me instead so thats not gonna happen (two blokes only in this practice and the rest is all female)

yer....totally

would find myself in strife in split seconds

I would do more than just employ her

indeed I am.....still at work too......

I dont kill.......I file....... and file well but could use a sexatary

because Im here........

no you dont

step 7 is only to convert the Japanese text into readable English text. No probs.

this guy ^ he knows very little. We must be nice to the special ones

Boom! boom! boom! Boom! I want you in my room.....for tonight and foerver I want you in my room!! Waiting while IT techs fix my shifty computer

so you didnt get defected for having a single cell cat but defected for something else

we cant always be too serious now can we

That is the general consensus with me also. Having said that the level of bureaucracy and red tape has increased exponentially over that past 15 years and which is not really the government to be blamed for. ok now for some

only if you feel the need to, I will leave it at your discretion sir.

that would be wise to wait until after the elections mate. Just too much uncertainty surrounding this measure.

deal with it!

no. I have been in meetings.

yeah busy mate. no new professional staff required, but would love to have a sexatary

The proposed changes in relation to car FBT take effect to all new contracts entered into after the 16.07.13 - so you would fit that descriptionThe changes basically mean that the more concessional FBT method (the statutory method) has been binned and more FBT revenue will be capturedHowever, the start date of the new rules is quiet conflicting as the statutory formula can still be used for the remainder of the 2014 FBT year (1 Apr 13 – 31 Mar 14). Subsequent to that date only the operating cost can be used. This means the employer must use the operating cost method when calculating the FBT payable on the car they provide to you and involves keeping track of all costs of operating the car for the FBT yearThere is much uncertainty regarding this pronouncement considering the amount of lobbying from large car manufacturers and the private sectorThere is even more uncertainty as the coalition have indicated they will oppose this measure and remove it if elected into GovernmentIn your case Andrew, I strongly recommend you enquire from your employer what policy they are going to adopt regarding the proposed changes. If they are unclear, advise them that you can still use the statutory method until the next FBT year.Please remember that, in order to make this arrangement effective that precise details of the arrangement between you and your employer needs to be governed by a written salary packaging policy and should include the following:The total cost of employment (TCE) which includes cash salary, superannuation contributions, the cost of the benefits provided and FBT payable by the employer) should not exceed a certain remuneration amount GST credits are added back to the employers package (because they can claim it back if they are GST registered and I highly doubt they are not GST registered) GST is payable on any contributions you make to the package i.e. if you pay for fuel. I do hope all of the above makes sense to you, if not just let me know.

looks like they need to be re calibrated to me.

have glass of fine Whisky and man up Jase.