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  1. What would you like me to explain...... Whore partr or R33
  2. fruit loops ha? well at least you had your's..... I just had milk................plenty of milk he heehrrrrrrr jeah hhheeerrrrrr jeahhhh Buthead....he heh e
  3. "T" he he so who is wrecking the R33 in quokka?
  4. Ok I know you guys had enough but this is a whoring establishmeny and who's the biggest whore .......
  5. Movie titles in X-Rated section of the store: Schlinder's Lust Booty and the Beast Forest Hump Silence of the Loins The Joy **** Club Mrs. Assfire
  6. " If you're a virgin With hormones a surgin' Keep on your undies And call AL"
  7. He he , me and Paul did some whoring around with some teenies last night...... damn those skinnnny nimphoes......heheheheeeh Bud: " I did something really stupid." Al: " Oh, Son. You didn't marry, did you?"
  8. Hi Niz and the rest of the bunch
  9. Episode 906: Business Still Sucks (part 2) ------------------------------------------ Marcie: " Breast feeding is a natural bodily function." Al: " So is peeing. But you don't see me doing that in public." Lady: " Officer, someone's being mugged in the food court." Officer Dan: " Tell someone who cares."
  10. Paul. tell me if you feel like coffee......sometime Freo er somethinnn bye
  11. ggggggggggggggggggggggggggg night :?
  12. Ok and for a record it's not who you know or what you know.......it how deep is your ARSEhole......... I am sick of people ****ing me on all fronts............ Sorry!!! ok me pissed off now................going
  13. Ok, if you get the car signed in your dads name you can get the pensioner discount when you transcribe the car......so you save $300.......which helps with the insurance....... the new law is ....no kids up to 23 will be caught in an import......RAC polocy....... followed by all......even ****ing Shanons..... They say they insure al cars all kinds..... haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa and thaats not spelled with G O G O.......****ing oooo
  14. or............ HBF hooters breasts and funnbags
  15. AMP......... a mother****er panzies......... Those guys.....
  16. everything is adjustable..... just need the balls to open thing and put them back in the same order......just kiddin..........
  17. Mista Man Age: 23 Real Name: RiaZ Joined: Nov 2002 Location: Perth Car: Not a 300zx for everyone why cant all the skinny chicks be this willing to do this do what you ask the link is gone that i will get in trouble for I'll tell you.... They don't eat cow..... Yeahhhhhh now tahts what I am talkin abuuuuuuut
  18. Episode 817: Get Outta Dodge ----------------------------- Girl: " What if your parents come in?" Bud: " Relax, babe. They're in Milwaukee. It's the first stop on Oprah's Fatapalooza tour. They're displaying the weight she lost in giant glass jars. Many giant glass jars. They're taking the Dodge. It's actually Dodge-enstein. Made from the parts of other dead Dodges." Al: " Women, can't live with them. The end." Bud: " What happened to the tour?" Peg: " Well, your father hit a speed bump and the Dodge couldn't make it to the top. It was awful, Bud. We rolled backwards uncontrollably sometimes reaching speeds upwards of 2 mph. Fortunately, we were jolted to a stop by an anthill, which survived the impact." Al: " Peg, I'm starting to sense you're not too found of the Dodge." Jefferson: " You finally getting rid of the Dodge?" Al: " Yea, it's like getting rid of one of your children, but none of the joy." Guy: " We're a couple of winos. We don't want to drink and drive so we want to buy your Dodge." Al: "...I'll drive back Al Bundy, Viper Man." Marice: " But the bottom line is you'll still be Al Bundy. Tragic, isn't it?" Al: " Sorry, Marcie. I didn't see you there. Pull up an egg and I'll be with you in a minute."
  19. okkkkkkkkk:) could not resist .... Peg: " I cannot steal from my children...they lock their rooms." Al: "Why would I care what you're wearing? I'm only watching the clock." Peg: " Al, we're talking about sex. So leave it to those who do it!" Al: " That's no lady. That's my wife!"
  20. Episode 904(?): The Virgin Hotline ---------------------------------- Bud: " I did something really stupid." Al: " Oh, Son. You didn't marry, did you?" Bud: " Dad, you probably don't know this but there's a big move towards celibacy." Al: " Know it? Hell, I started it." Bud: " No, dad. This is no sex *BEFORE* marriage." Jefferson: " If you're a virgin With hormones a surgin' Keep on your undies And call Bud Bundy" Kelly: " Now, when people call, do you merely talk them out of sex or send them a picture of yourself and scare the pants back on them?" Peg: " Here's one...'4 Weddings and a Funeral.'" Al: " That's kind of 5 of the same thing." Movie titles in X-Rated section of the store: Schlinder's Lust Booty and the Beast Forest Hump Silence of the Loins The Joy **** Club Mrs. Assfire
  21. the club http://www.eebell.net/mwc/nmbios.htm
  22. and the last one for the MORNING!!!!!!!!
  23. Ok now back to virgin talk........
  24. Ok, an episode just for Paul Episode 906: Business Still Sucks (part 2) ------------------------------------------ Marcie: " Breast feeding is a natural bodily function." Al: " So is peeing. But you don't see me doing that in public." Lady: " Officer, someone's being mugged in the food court." Officer Dan: " Tell someone who cares."
  25. damn I thought we are whoring around:)
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