Episode 817: Get Outta Dodge
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Girl: " What if your parents come in?"
Bud: " Relax, babe. They're in Milwaukee. It's the first stop on
Oprah's Fatapalooza tour. They're displaying the weight she
lost in giant glass jars. Many giant glass jars. They're
taking the Dodge. It's actually Dodge-enstein. Made from the
parts of other dead Dodges."
Al: " Women, can't live with them. The end."
Bud: " What happened to the tour?"
Peg: " Well, your father hit a speed bump and the Dodge couldn't make
it to the top. It was awful, Bud. We rolled backwards
uncontrollably sometimes reaching speeds upwards of 2 mph.
Fortunately, we were jolted to a stop by an anthill, which
survived the impact."
Al: " Peg, I'm starting to sense you're not too found of the Dodge."
Jefferson: " You finally getting rid of the Dodge?"
Al: " Yea, it's like getting rid of one of your children, but
none of the joy."
Guy: " We're a couple of winos. We don't want to drink and drive so
we want to buy your Dodge."
Al: "...I'll drive back Al Bundy, Viper Man."
Marice: " But the bottom line is you'll still be Al Bundy. Tragic,
isn't it?"
Al: " Sorry, Marcie. I didn't see you there. Pull up an egg and
I'll be with you in a minute."