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I am of to the........ Where Christmas is nice, and lap dances are half price, at the nudie bar. Where you drink down the shooters, and unwrap the hooters, at the nudie bar. Where eggnogs are plenty, and the girls all twenty, at the nudie bar.

Al's Top-Ten list for ugly women Wear traditional Islamic garb covering all but the eyes. 9. Feather removing electrolysis. 8. Ski mask. 7. Sew up holes in ski mask. 6. Hire attractive woman to stand in front of you at all times. 5. Beak job. 4. Put paper bag over ski mask. 3. Shave head, tatoo Cindy Crawford's face on back of head, and learn to walk backwards. 2. Poke out eyes of every man on Earth. 1. Get President to make every day Halloween. he he he AL has spoken!!!

Aidwin, ok, Big gay Al, hehe SouthPark:) Come to my sanctuary Women, It's what keeps us from being happy. There's no point in fighting. It's what seperates us from the ordinary losers".

Marcy: " What would men do if they had breasts?" Al: " We wouldn't need women anymore."

he he, good one NIZ, I was the one in love she was just after one thing, D**k, went around with my friends and so on.....long ****ing story, lots of inckeing...... It killed me when she sold the integra and bought the same car as me..... White R33 that is......

Niz I can airbrush it if you want:)

Al to world: "Women... can't live with'em... the end!"

he he Aidwin, nothing like cutting youself on a glass then drawing a bleading hearth on the bonet of her new white integra to chase the deamons away...... true story ask Burswood security staff love sucks geta a helmet

Niz, here is something you can do click and lick just joking..... not my image belongs to....... wait for the DVD

Aidwin thanks for the plastic mate, nice , designing some aribrush work for them............ Thanks heaps

hellooooooooo there

Al's Gardening Song Ol' McBundy had a farm, B-U-N-D-Y. And on this farm there was no wife, B-U-N-D-Y. With a no wife here, and no kids there, And a hooker coming over on Friday night, Big hooters with a pizza and a beer there, Old McBundy had a farm, B-U-N-D-Y!

hey Paul, where have you been ? Off to pick few plastic pieces... al Took me one full day to extract compress and burn one DVD for Ken........... SLow

cool thanks, after that al's off to the clink aswell....ok peple c u soon al

hey, the spoiler shop is off the leech highway yes?

he he more from al later.... wazzzzz upppp bouy and girls, still working Niz?

I was born in the junkyard, A child of the streets, My Dad was catching garbage, And other tastes of treats. Police chased and caught me, I was in the pound alone, The Bundys came and got me, Didn't even bring a bone! Yeah, yeah, I ain't talkin' jive. I'll eat anything, Even if it's alive. Don't want no fax machine, Got no use for a phone, Don't even want my belly rubbed, Just give me a blood-stained bone! Starvin' out here, Mama, Got no food to call my own. You better watch your wives and children, I'm out here prowlin' for a bone. Woman makes you stupid, Every man's a hound, She says love's an ocean, That she pulled you in to drown. Woman makes you stupid, Always playin' with your head, Next time you'll be smiling, Is the day you wake up dead. Woman makes you stupid, Won't you show a little tale/tail, I don't know why we need 'em, Oh yeah: a coffin needs a nail!

Hey there......

Alo Alo

hellooooooooo backfrom the shue store

Marcy: " What would men do if they had breasts?" Al: " We wouldn't need women anymore." Peg: " If you had what other men had, I wouldn't need batteries anymore." Al: " That's what happened to my DieHard." he he he

[ Al won't have sex with Peg ] Marcy: " Peggy, what would you say if I told you I had the answer to all of your problems?" Peggy: " I don't know... I bought one of those and it's just not the same."

Niz, you are cool, keep it up and work will come.......don't stress look who's talking I am off now . talk to you later ciao

drive safe

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