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  1. Niz tell them anal sex, noone ****s like the government.... And the more bulshit the better, as long as you know how to back it up..... And it has to be worded simple. Don't leave open ended statements.... Yopu get bad questions then..... It depend on the job aswell
  2. exploitation exploitation exploitation i tell ya
  3. studiobk
  4. Niz, I am freelancing ....FREE is a key word.......I collect bredcrums....in my field Got my own comp but need heaps money to launch...... "Money makes Money" WA is jus a big mining town. That is how they llok at us overseas....... You go to Singapore and they say Perth nice place to visit, educate kids with western diploma, but bring them back from Perth....... Retirement place Perth!
  5. I realy got pissed off on Monday when I read the article in the Australikan Creative mag....... "East meets west" Specialised communications ervices are plentifull in Perth. ........ **** what are those guys smoking.... I have 7 years experience and institutions are outputing around 140 people a yera in design field.........and someone like me can't keep a job for long.....as it costs heaps to keep a professional....... Most of those kids work for IKEA now.... Think there is an oppening there for me...
  6. Yes its true, we are like plastic surgeons... That is a missconception, Xmas advertising is Marketing, advertising is not doen here in PErth, all in eastern states, we jus assembel crap here in WA... Well there is some talent her eif you ask me, but the rest are idiots with money and egos......controling freaks ona personal , prove dady I can make it on my ow with his money.....type situation.... That is our Perth, Subiaco is full of them......... Denis Leary said " cause we gat the bomb" I say Subiaco......... know what
  7. tell me about it:) just had one this morning, grrrrrrrrrr they want a person who is multiskilled in two opposing professions.....
  8. nooooooooo me a lost cause,,,,,, just mucking around, its not that bad, just the kretens around me..... You know there was a study in Boston US, hanging around stupid has 45% impact on person dumming .....themselves
  9. Well the christmasssss time is slow in the design industry, so not mush happening now........Well design industry is non existent in the willage here.....
  10. ahghhhhhhhh feel better... So NiZ what re you up to?
  11. NO MA'AM Where a buck's enough to see their stuff, at the nudie bar. Where the breasts may be fake but man do they shake, at the nudie bar. Where you swear like a sailor, and wish you could nail her, at the nudie bar. Where the cops are at the door, and there's a Kennedy on the floor, at the nudie bar.
  12. Ok, ok one last one to make me feel good........... Al's nine commsssssssssss 1. It's okay to call hooters "knockers" and sometimes "snack trays." 2. It is wrong to be French. 3. It's okay to put all bad people in a giant meat grinder. 4. Lawyers: see rule three. 5. It is okay to drive a gas guzzler if it helps you get babes. 6. Everyone should car pool but me. 7. Bring back the word "stewardesses" 8. Synchronized Swimming is not a sport. 9. Mudwrestling is a sport.
  13. Christmas jobs for Al 12 days fruit picking, 11 off-ramp selling, 10 toilets cleaning, 9 digging graves, 8 sneaking sewers, 7 spearing rats, 6 training guard dogs, 5 giving blood! 4 crash-test dummying, 3 jobs roach-killing, 2 jobs dog catching, and one job Santaing at the mall.
  14. Oh man we're broke, cha cha cha Everybody flat broke, cha cha cha Living in the gutter, cha cha cha Early grave, cha cha cha Driving a skyline cha cha cahhhhh Alright now, everybody - shoot me!
  15. "The minute Al has good luck he immediately starts building up an equal amount of bad luck."
  16. tell me Niz:)
  17. Al in 311:: "We don't eat vegetables." Al in 313: "When one of us is embarrassed, the rest of us feel better about ourselves." Al in 423: "A Bundy never wins, but a Bundy never quits." Bud in 423: "A Bundy never eats." Kelly in 423: "A Bundy never learns." Bud in 423: "A Bundy never cares." Kelly in 423: "A Bundy never dies." Peggy in 617: "We don't call the cops. They call the cops on us!" Al in 725: "Lie if your wife is awaking. Lie if your belly is aching. Lie if you think she's faking. Lie, sell shoes, lie." Al in 725: "Hooters, hooters, yum, yum, yum. Hooters, hooters on a girl that's dumb."
  18. Niz you said it . me deprived
  19. Christmas jobs for Al from Christmas (712) With twelve days till christmas, your family got for you: 12 days fruit picking, 11 off-ramp selling, 10 toilets cleaning, 9 digging graves, 8 sneaking sewers, 7 spearing rats, 6 training guard dogs, 5 giving blood! 4 crash-test dummying, 3 jobs roach-killing, 2 jobs dog catching, and one job Santaing at the mall.
  20. At the Nudie Bar from Rites of Passage (616) Where the music stinks, and they water the drinks, the nudie bar. Where the girlies dance in their underpants, the nudie bar. Where you see their butt, and their trap stays shut, at the nudie bar. Where you can't touch a breast, but you can cave in a chest, at the nudie bar. Where you look at a thigh, and blacken an eye, at the nudie bar. Where the beer gives you gas, but the Bundys kick ass, at the nudie bar.
  21. Hey NIZ, just having some funnnnnnn:)
  22. Al: " They [women] need us [men] just as much as we need them. Why? Because we can do the job and you can't take a battery home to meet your mother."
  23. Al about Being A Loser at the End of "He Thought He Could" (302) Al to Mrs. De Groot: "So you think I'm a loser? Just because I have a stinking job that I hate, a family that doesn't respect me, a whole city that curses the day I was born? Well, that may mean loser to you, but let me tell you something. Every morning when I wake up, I know it's not going to get any better until I go back to sleep again. So I get up, have my watered down Tang and still-frozen Pop Tart, get in my car with no upholstery, no gas and six more payments to fight traffic just for the privilege of putting cheap shoes on the cloven hooves of people like you. I'll never play football like I thought I would, I'll never know the touch of a beautiful woman, and I'll never again know the joy of driving without a bag on my head. But I'm not a loser. 'Cause despite it all, me and every other guy who'll never be what he wanted to be, are still out there, being what we don't wanna be, forty hours a week, for life. And the fact that I haven't put a gun to my mouth, you pudding of a woman, makes me a winner!"
  24. "Paully , Mate you are so negative" said Bobo to Paul........ FatPizza
  25. that shit is still beyond me.....how can they expect a creative talent to be a coldfusion/oracle expert........ I wnat to debate this with the government.........I must have studied a wrong units .......or on another planet.... ok I am off to get some pills ....
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