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t5iv

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  1. So you've never seen the real movie 'gone in 60 sexonds' 60 seconds? That's a feat and a half! 20 minutes is like combining all the sex that I can have in a year!
  2. I call you asswype
  3. Some women are...for a short while Apparently 27 seconds isn't enough...
  4. Swype gets me as well. You nicknamed me Swype?
  5. Lawl, not enough for you by the looks of it Women are never satisfied. It is my god-given animal right!
  6. Using swipe didn't check. I do know how to use the correct to/too. But thanks for the correction jerk
  7. Just with more muff? The only type of diving I'd watch.
  8. No problem. But we are on the verge finding out to much info about Tonys sex life. *too
  9. Lol! I'm sure that the ladies wouldn't mind diving in the River Muff whilst on camera. Kind of like that diving show on channel 7.
  10. Who didn't know that? Why do you think Chants is always so frustrated?
  11. This is where it's going Not what I was expecting... Was just going to say that it's my animal right to be shit in the sack.
  12. I'm trying to get into HR, we are ALWAYS "That guy" Grumble grumble grumble...
  13. Have you ever seen animals have sex? The majority of the time the female seems incredibly bored.
  14. That's it, real ladies not his giraffes. Yup. No animals... ...although...
  15. Line <---Tony --> There's always "that guy"
  16. Some times talking to the judge is not optional! Sad panda.
  17. Nick has no mrs so he cant join in. Damn nick.
  18. Try Tonys method! 10 out of 10 judges disagree Why don't you ever see a slow dark coloured person? Because they're all in the concrete motel. So, don't talk to a judge and you're right.
  19. Do you have a mrs who enjoys fine rugs?
  20. It's not rape if they don't say no... Great minds bro.
  21. It's not rape if they're over 16 and aren't in a position to say no.
  22. Maybe. Very useful in stopping ladies saying no.
  23. And Tony's special powder.
  24. 3 so far. Mikes mrs has also demonstrated interest whilst heavily drinking with Chants.
  25. Nope. She is all mine, I ain't sharing her with anyone No wifey wifi? Sharing is caring bro.
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