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  1. time to go home, what a crappy end to what was a pretty good day! oh well I hope dinner's ready!!
  2. ooOOooOOoo COIL PACK testing cool!
  3. Health & Fitness The Facts: Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it...don't waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap. Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables? A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay and corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing more than an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef is also a good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable). And a pork chop can give you 100% of your recommended daily allowance of vegetable products. Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake? A: No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine, that means they take the water out of the fruity bit so you get even more of the goodness that way. Beer is also made out of grain. Bottoms up! Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio? A: Well, if you have a body and you have body fat, your ratio is one to one. If you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc. Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program? A: Can't think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No Pain...Good Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you? A: YOU'RE NOT LISTENING!!!. Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil.In fact, they're permeated in it. How could getting more vegetables be bad for you? Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle? A: Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger. You should only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach. Q: Is swimming good for your figure? A: If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me. Q: Is getting in-shape important for my lifestyle? A: Hey! 'Round' is a shape!
  4. Meh why buy tools when i can borrw them and the expertise I desperatly need to work on my car!?!?!
  5. Yeah thinking of taking it to a zaust shop and saying, make it able to be fitted if nessessary, just the cat back, but I dont want them to see my *cough* high flow cat
  6. ooOOooOOoo will it fit on 33? still for free bucks? I give you too dolla?
  7. Paulie, I own exatcly 3 tools: 1x phillips head screw driver (magnatised) 1x SMALL shifter 1x small multigrips dats it! I am a computer geek, why would've I needed any more for?!!? And since selling my gaming system in exchange for my Skyline, I keep buying parts for car instead of tools.
  8. Yeah I got a FULL zaust system turbo back, my stock one, complete with heat sheilding and all, sitting in my garage, was going to sell it, but thought better keep it just in case, i get defected, but problem is that the stocker is 2 bolt 2.5 inch and the one I got on is 3 bolt 3 inch, so wouldnt fit anyway!
  9. Got a spare big FMIC spare there Paulie? for free bucks? Half the parts on my car have been donated from others, mainly Nexus9, he is such a nice bloke, poor chris!
  10. WHAT!?!?!? I dont believe it, I wanna see pics!!
  11. And I Am Soooo Hungry!
  12. Crap GM just rang, dumped about 3 weeks worth of work onto me, all due tomorrow!
  13. Yeah series 1
  14. Any other night free this week?
  15. Wanna post em over here?
  16. Sorry, but no, I just dont have any tools to do so, might give our local hero a ring, see what he is doing tonight. BUT I was talking to a mate of mine who is not a mechanic, but good with stuff like that and he said you can buy this supper dooper spark plug which basically makes it hard for the spark to go through it, meaning you can put it in and if your car starts misfiring you know the coil is dead, they are like $2 from aoutbarn, or the like apparently. But yeah wouldnt mind chucking in your packs before I wind dwon the boost, that is right, down, the price of petrol is killing me!
  17. GOD DAMNIT! Someone just turned the aircon up!! ITS FARKIN FREEZING ALREADY!
  18. BAH have you not integrated your home/work puters into your work supplied laptop yet?
  19. Hey Pauly, have not recieved "Super Happy Fun Guide to Super Happy Fun Running of Super Happy Fun Car Club"
  20. I am so BORED!
  21. So sinbad behaving himself now?
  22. I am so over work, time to take week off i reckon!
  23. hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I am getting to that stage where all the coffee i injested this morning has suddenly and upbruptly worn off, and now starting to feel the effects of <5 hours sleep, in a meeting must stay awake
  24. how's your sniffle and cough? you missed a nice smoke show last night
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