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Bit uncomfortable about the fact that every single bit of water that I've ever drunk has been through a dinosaurs penis twice.

bowling like a boss at Wangaratta bowling ally

Russia is now the leader of sciencedon't worry America you're still the leader of killing and stealing oil

I kissed a boy and I liked itThe taste of his cherry ChapstickI kissed a boy just to try it

*walking around the newsagents for where's waldo books*I Wonder Why I Ca-WELL PLAYED WALDO,WELL PLAYED.

Snow at Hotham tomorrow....that is all

I am jelly towards people that have refrigerated air-conditioning

Nothing like a 37 degree day to start off the new year

Step one: Grab a catStep two: Give cat noggieStep three: lol

Might be lucky enough to catch me a three eyed fish tomorrow..

Chemical spill, shmemical spill. Chuck Norris doesn't wear protection because his skin is fire and chemical resistant.

'To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism, to steal ideas from many is research'. - Anon

"We have a strategic plan. It’s called doing things" Herb Kelleher

Sad Exchange - Finger Eleven

AWESOME day at the Henty field days!!

Playing in the snow tomorrow.....cant wait

Waiter at Rinaldo's: puts bread dish on the table.Me: 'wow this is awesome, I'm gonna go to house on this'. *town

tastes like chicken; the ASS of a chicken !

Nice warm shower after a big day on the slopes at Hotham Alpine Resort

just took the skyline for a run

Hangover 2

THE FLOOR IS MADE OF LAVA

Victim Stands up to bully video: Someone should put that bully's address on google maps