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Tosh

By Tosh,
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Tosh

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A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and

everyone inside dies. They then get to meet their maker, and because of the

grief they have experienced; he decides to grant them one wish each, before

they enter paradise. They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what

the wish is. "I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it

is done. The second one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous

too." Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.

This goes on for a while but when God is halfway down the line, the last

guy in line starts laughing. When there are only ten people left, this guy

is rolling on the floor, laughing his ass off. Finally, God reaches this

guy

and asks him what his wish will be. The guy calms down and says:" Make 'em

all ugly again."

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