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<3 </3 I know you don't rate my delicious Molly (pics to be provided as soon as I get home as I'm not game at work), but I'm pretty sure that's just because you have a few crossed wires in the brain . This girl was definitely more your type. Jeremy, Colon, Joe, Dan, will testify. I think everyone else had gone home by then... Epic is the word, that's for sure.

Morning Mangs, John and Noel, you missed epic-tits-arse-legs-body redhead girl that came in for ice cream, wearing skintight black workout gear of some sort that left almost nothing to the imagination. She single handedly made up for all the fail from the rest of the night, especially when she bent over . Oh, and she was a P plater. TFIF. I should be able to go home around 1:30

Chicks love the box

what?

pfft, it's not even raining. Sif flood. Skins, keep the water away from the roads I use to get home will ya? There's a good chap.

Your face is hideous. And stupidly impractical for a passenger car to a formal or something similar. Speaking of stupidly impractical for a formal, I'm probably going to be taking my mates sister to her year 12 formal in my car.

WinRar! Come out from under your rock *Stamp* APPROVED

If you told me in advance I was going to be stuck in a cave for ~65 days and make a few million dollars I would do it in a snap. If you told me there was going to be 32 mexicans in the cave with me I'd probably make you double it But yeah, being stuck down there and not knowing when/if you will ever get out would sure suck. Definitely hope they all make good coin. In other news, Duke Nukem Forever might actually be released? http://www.news.com.au/technology/is-duke-...0-1225938292750 F*CK YEAH XF! Duke FTW! Gearbox are the perfect company to do it too, it might actually happen this time

A great story for sure. They will all get pots of money too for selling their story to the media

Look out! SAU Unblocked at work ...how long will this last?

That's what she said

Morning Mangs, Yeah realistically I wouldn't spend it all on engine, but just 20k in mods/improvements JB Tonight!!! Who's in?

My car with +20k spent on engine mods

*Stamp* APPROVED *Stamp* APPROVED I could only find shit pics that may or may not be her. I fail at internets. I demand that you share!

My 31 is just as pleasant to drive in the rain as it is in the dry

shit bloke for sure This web filter at work is the biggest nazi. Just added red bull racing website to the list of things i've gotten blocked at work

Morning Mangs, Have you tried yelling at it? Sorry mang I don't know the details of a boat rear end. They're pretty easy to do in an aus spec 31, HR31 though the hub has got to come off and its a pr*ck of a job. Sorry, had cricket and then tried to learn to drive an F1 car without the nOOb line turned on. F*cking hard, gave up and went to bed. @Colon: Did dan bail on you guys for futsal? Pfft, if it's not rusty it's still good Digital FTW That's what she said That's what she said That's what she said So I was driving to work today, in the left hand land and there is a bus in front which I know is going to stop at the bus stop. There is a gap just big enough to fit a car in next to me, indicator goes on and BAM, the asshat in a huge 4wd (chev or something - looked american) plants his foot and closes the gap. Fortunately, the car behind wasn't driven by such a douchebag and they let me in. So I get past the bus and back in to the left lane, shoot past the cocknugget in the 4wd, and let him know how much I appreciated his actions with a one finger salute. He didn't like that, dropped into my lane and started tailgating me. I didn't want to brake test him as I was sure to come of second best, so at the next side street on the left (where I wanted to go anyway, it's a shortcut past all the traffic lights), at the last minute gave the brakes a quick tap to get the weight forward and then hauled arse round the corner. Mr. fuckstain saw my brake lights come on and stomped the brakes, then realised i was turning and tried to follow me. SIF. Straight over the traffic island (collecing a 'keep left' or something sign along the way), across the other lane and parked against the gutter. Unfortunately he kept it the right way up looked like a flat tyre or two though. I kept going on my merry way Serves the dickwad right. He is a waste of oxygen AND a Shit Bloke.

Measure twice, cut once Measure not at all, cut untill you get it right Sucks to be you. A lot.

Morning mangs. My dodgy hax to access blocked interwebs from work stopped working . Had to come up with a more dodgy one

LOL @ south park nascar pay out episode

I just have more weeds growing And haven't been able to mow for weeks

Lol, Seems to be a right royal clusterf*ck at work today. Email Down, Internet Down, Document Management system down, 90% of all other systems down. Glad I didn't make it in, somebody else's problem

Agreed

I thought about taking my XF, but it does not stop in the wet It is absolutely pissing down right now. Pffft, I did not desire AWD once this morning. Just a little more ground clearance...

Morning Mangs I can't get to work. What a shame. Ol' 31 ploughs through rivers like a champion though. I'm proud of her