Dude are you subbing in for Dan's team now? f*cking rude, every time I try to get you to play you dog me and blame work or some sh*t
P.S. Keen for a game next week? We might be short...
P.P.S. Did I leave my knife at your place the other day? Its a silver flick knife thing. I need it for zombie killin', will be very sad if its lost
Added, although I will be completely unentertaining on faceparty, it is the work of the devil
That's what she said