Smity42

I like cheese

*HEADSPLODE!*

I was going to give you shit here for having WAAAAAY too many people, everyone knows the optimum zombie survival team size is 4. But then I realised most of these people will probably not survive the apocalypse anyway and you'll probably only end up with 4 (if you are lucky). So you are forgiven. Secondly, that's a massive sausage fest. Need moar b1tches Third, despite the dubious honour of being named first, mang, you don't give me enough credit! For instance: First class shot with an F88 Austeyr Not half bad with a pistol or shotgun either Can fly a plane (never got a licence but took piloting lessons, don't need no licence after the apocalypse) 5 years of cadets including bulk survival training Can fix electrical shit Countless hours of zombie apocalypse survival training (Left 4 Dead, Resident Evil, Killing Floor, etc.) M4D driving skills Black belt in being awesome I can also sub in for mechanicalising stuff once all the real mechanics have had their brains gnawed on. To be named solely for that sh*tbox XF, I think I'm insulted...

Tristan, I just got served by a chick at subway whose name was "Amber" and she was a dead ringer for your missus except for black hair. Made my head spin

All fixed Vents are a little bit better but still not great... I'll have to redo them. But other than that, all good :bigthumb:

This can't be true: That wouldn't make any revenue at all!

on the lock nut or the tie rod end itself? Tried WD40? EDIT: Or the castle nut?

PROTIP: Don't shop at pedders

two and a bit days left at work, then a week and a bit off not quite as cool...

You, now you are the worst of the lot of them. F*cking white boy with an injun name, using backwards smileys.

Just so you know, you all fail at life

Ahh that explains it. So far I have only seen it from 16yo girls on faceparty and Tristan (who is a pretty good approximation of a 16yo girl). Can't wait *sharpens machette*

Screw you guys, I'm going to lurk wasteland

I'm So Ronery So ronery So ronery and sadry arone There's no one Just me onry Sitting on my rittle throne I work rearry hard and make up great prans But nobody ristens, no one understands Seems like no one takes me serirousry And so I'm ronery A rittle ronery Poor rittle me There's nobody I can rerate to Feel rike a bird in a cage It's kinda sihry But not rearry Because it's fihring my body with rage I'm the smartest most crever most physicarry fit But nobody else seems to rearize it When I change the world maybe they'll notice me But until then I'rr just be ronery Rittle ronery, poor rittle me I'm so ronery

still bored

morning whats with the trend of backwards smileys these days?

bored Hey Geoff

BAHAHAHAHA +1 I approve Just remember that when I take you to dinner, I expect you to put out I want the 1900 number...

just dont speed dickhole buy a skyline

EVERY f**king time, I post it on here, and EVERY f**kING time you abuse me for not inviting you +1 F*cking serbs

copy pasta

Nice! I demand pics/vids of skids

You should have bought a 31... silly emo

I am a little hurt you didn't come to the german club on saturday. Theres 3 of us with R31s on here: Colin's isn't on the road yet Dan's IS full of rust Mine is off the road almost as much as it is on it We are hardly going to arc up about a harmless tetanus shot comment