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  1. Dark , I wouldn't get too worried about it. I'm sure there is more than one person on this forum who has lied about there age , g/f , sexuality, car , job etc. The internet is a great place to be someone important for a while but unfortunately the truth has a habit of coming out. Prolly find a couple of guys over your way got suspicious and did a bit of digging around. My view is , if you are into lines and don't post REALLY dumb questions , then it's all good . Just tell the truth and people will still respect you . It's the liars that annoy the majority of people. Cheers Ken
  2. Yep , just got the big where the f**k are you , it's 12.15. * coming dear * btw , what happened to Micko , one post and gone ?? Cheers Ken
  3. What , are we referring to Niz's address or your lack of dangly bits?lol Cheers Ken
  4. Ewwww , I wondered why the filter looked blocked , must have been the hair . Cheers Ken
  5. But in comparison to body mass , no where near a human ( well maybe except pwpt60secf ) Cheers Ken
  6. Dammit , it is High Wycombe and not Maida Vale ?? Cheers Ken
  7. Yep , hard to forget Niz , but you will need Joe as chaperone to protect you. Hehehe btw 6 minutes. Cheers Ken
  8. So you look like a beached hump back , not just a sperm whale. Cheers Ken:D
  9. which shows what a sad bastard you STILL are. Cheers Ken
  10. No prob , will even supply a pump to blow em up Cheers Ken
  11. Obviously no mirrors in your house then. Bwahahaha Cheers Ken
  12. Niiite Joe, thanks for your valuable input into the days of our lives sex saga with Niz. btw , only about 130 behind vic now. Cheers Ken
  13. What's that , fancy name for a blonde Au'pair girl Cheers Ken
  14. I've just worked out why you live alone. No lock on the puter hey? Cheers Ken
  15. Hmm , prolly better than your winkie tho:D *I will see your winkie and raise you a wrinklie.* * WHAAAT , is that all you got . Bwahahaha* Cheers Ken
  16. wtf ?? Since when has the content EVER been important in whoretown. In fact when has any sense ever been important . I should know , I've read your posts. Cheers Ken
  17. You mean to say I've been flashing at the wrong window. Gees , I thiught she looked a bit wrinkly with no makeup. Hehehe Cheers Ken
  18. STOP DOING THAT !! bloody mind reader start warts nerds:D Cheers Ken
  19. 8 minutes and no new page !! Cheers Ken
  20. Ohh hoho , how droll troll Cheers Ken
  21. Niite Niz , cmon fellas , 8 minutes again. Paul , not stalking , just curious , and not for any evil intentions ya randy sod either. cheers Ken
  22. Mate , I live my life a 1/4 mile at a time. Ohh bugger , I think some ones already used that. btw , loove the avatar Cheers Ken
  23. Niz , just to see if I'm right , is your street a Australian native tree ?? Cheers Ken
  24. Slowing down peeps, 8 minutes Cheers Ken PS page ownage on Niz's rules ( which I will take cos it suits me ) Not cos Niz said.... yea riiight:D
  25. Pwpt60secf , if you haven't worked out that Niz lives in High Wycombe yet , then there is no hope for the single guys on this forum. Do your homework man , you eye candy you:bs!: Cheers Ken
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