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  1. i say bout 10 more posts or so till a new page
  2. lets see if i can get a whole page of just my posts
  3. i need a new job
  4. you can look up so much stuff from the safty of your own home
  5. amazing thing this internet is
  6. kool new page
  7. got tomorrow off work and got the weekend off to
  8. what to whore about
  9. hmm
  10. but it can get boring
  11. maybe go for a few pages or so
  12. hehe yeh maybe i will unleash them
  13. a little too quiet
  14. lol its usually quiet in here
  15. she had her car in the garage right and to get out you have to open the roller door she forgot about the door and reversed right into it hence she was in an accident before she left her garage
  16. a lady when i was younger smashed her car up before it left the garage.. she forgot to open the door
  17. hmm
  18. bah little rain cant hurt can it glenn
  19. brakes would be good yeh
  20. lift anyone
  21. lol enough jokes for tonight stay tuned for my jokes from chaos im off too nite all
  22. this will make u think Once upon a time in China, lived two Chinamen. One named I cum and one named No cum. No cum marry pretty Chinese girl named No cum tu. For velly obvious reason No cum and No cum tu not have any children. One day, No cum went out of town on business and I cum came over and spent the night with No cum tu. That night I cum came and No cum tu came too. This make both very happy. However about 7 or 8 months later, No cum see he about to become father but he not know how come, so when baby come, he named it, How cum u cum. Of course, I cum and No cum tu know How cum u cum came but to this day No cum not know how come How cum u cum came! Cum again?
  23. haha i just read this joke First-year students at Med School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor began the lecture by telling them: "In medicine, it is necessary to possess two important qualities as a doctor "The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the human body". To illustrate, he pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the anus of the corpse, withdrew it, and stuck it in his mouth. "Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it. When everyone finished, the professor looked at them and said, "The second most important quality is observation." "I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention!"
  24. pred u r the guy i was talking bout well u got the same wing and mags
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