Russ - did you watch SP on monday night
"I did esctasy once and me and girlfriend had sex all night long"
"where did you have sex with her"
"in her v-v-v-vagina... thank you what a terrific audience"
Yeah ok - I just cooked dinner with fresh chilli's in it - but I didn't wash my hands after cutting them and I just touched my lip...oooowwwww stingys hurtys