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Nizmo

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  1. whats wrong with my eggs Jason? why couldnt i get $15K for them .... some good quality genes in my pool
  2. apparently the hormone treatments and the whole "harvesting" process leaves you a bit phucked up also pyschologically knowing your offspring are being raised by homos on the other side of the world. But $60K would pretty much set you up for a little while never have to work again
  3. hmm wonder if i could sell my eggs for $15K
  4. asexual reproduction .... big news flash Joe I AINT A JELLYFISH i cant reproduce without sperm .... but the world is phucked up enough without adding mini laurens too it.
  5. could be also the tyres your running?
  6. Joe .... what is this hormone? i dont know what my problem is ..... as i get older i seem to have more n more issues.
  7. uneekwahn ..... watch the Green Mile .... Tom Hanks had a problem peeing .... seems you need a big black convict on death row to cure you.
  8. Theres your problem ... we had a doberman that had been abused as a pup and she never got over it either. My parents said they would never get another pup that has come from a shelter etc because they just have too many pyschological problems. Joe WTF areyou talking about?
  9. Liz .... a lot of animals are sexist .... My cat Shadow like females more then men ..... My mums ****atoo Charlie only likes females too ..... My cat Zenah only likes me.
  10. my parents messaged me this arvo - they went out n both picked me out a present this morning which is really sweet they seem really excited about this present ... im guessing its not going to make my car go faster but anyway
  11. Liz ... i dont know could be my mind .... could be im just sick ..... could be i just eaten too much ..... or could be all the above
  12. i want beer but we have no decent beer i dont know im not feeling the best ..... sick feeling in pit of stomach.
  13. no i didnt Liz! :crazy: How are you?
  14. SAU .... also now gives out medical diagnois's? phuck its hot!!
  15. 2 weekends time = motorvation i thought
  16. im off to clean house Have a good weekend everyone :wavey:
  17. so much for your nap before work
  18. Paul ... thread immature ..... and you here talking to mikey i think thats some funny shit.
  19. Pauls just more diplomatic than me.
  20. they are all phucking black on the inside :tool: !! Paul - tell him its a deal
  21. how do you know your car is running rich Mike .... enlighten us all with your brillance Oh goody Paul ... can you ask Aidwin what price he wants for them.
  22. im glad you put the sarcasim in or i was waiting for "hey i cant find them in the whitepages .... you have their number"
  23. Mike - if you want to know what running rich is ..... then take a look at Paul n My car .... we are an environmentalists nightmare!
  24. Mike ..... soak the sticker well in warm soapie water .... will help to make glue underneath become sticky n soft .... then slowly peel sticker off. *sigh* i gave in.
  25. 178 posts an you call yourself a whore? i'd more call you just an apprentice ho. Google? you really have no idea do you *sigh* ... i'd try searching here first.
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