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fatz

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  1. would love to burn a shit r33 at lunch time during this event!
  2. aka the snowplow.... "i swear i didnt know a 5 speed was cheating" award
  3. will invite barry o'ffarel out for a posthumous award
  4. awards for dickheads reving rotaries in the pits for no reason will be given out consiting of a elbow to the throat multiple times
  5. that was duncan in a deawoooooooooo and yes it was embarrassing..... mainly for him
  6. i encorage all entrants to laugh at people with more money that sence
  7. depending on the success of the first even the second one will be taken to either wakefield or dubai
  8. eskys are only allowed to chill beer not tyres
  9. the head WANKR will be suppliing 8 dozzen eggs to throw at commodore drivers during during the event
  10. shall call its teh "Top Gear SK's cant drive for shit ward"
  11. dam need to summarise some of these great ideas into the first post first event will be held at marulan in january some time
  12. pulling and Tugging events are run at castle dell benm's
  13. i have been doing this at october fest difficult to get right
  14. the webber award should go to the person (male or female) who grows the bigest beard during the race
  15. thinking of getting robbie williams to sing the national anthem at the start he suits the events ethos
  16. refilling of drivers is only allowed behind the pits by the official shotglass/flagon holder
  17. "style" points will be awarded for drifting also the amount of metal piercings will be judged in accordance with the redbull flatcap international rating system
  18. only women with a tastfull tat are allowed in the paddock once again all will be inspected by barron for tastefulness and his decision in the final!
  19. druncan is banned from entering his car due to this reason as well
  20. if john from unique enters he will get his own award
  21. good ideas considering the number of potential king WANKR's turning up in evo's and WRX they may have to have their own slab of warm VB ill put Neil in charge of Warm VB distribution
  22. rb20 engines are only allowed in NA forms warranty is implied which means no!
  23. stuffing things in the rear end encouraged and welcomed at WANKR events
  24. i have a recorded conversation of the last time we chatted re sau WANKER's v's people entering my WANKR day totaly diffrent just look at the "E" i am happy to sort it out man to man with a Russian leg wrestle
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