dezz

Wouldn't mind being in bed about now

Euro pimp

Love it when I get called a homo for waxing..

Have a friend with you, the friend introduces themselves by name...90% chance problem solved

Terrible ad...what's the slogan? 'Nissan 370z...Can't even beat a chicken'

Interested...No limit texas hold 'em only though

I'd probably be in depending on day/location etc...I've got a decent table we made, but I'm westside

Sickening. The same king that made me on the river, broke me on the river

Few hands later I had AK in the big blind, waited so I could get some money out of it.. My dad bet $1800, cousin and uncle called so I went all in with about 9k. Dad and cousin folded, uncle called and turned over pocket jacks. Hit the king on the river. Few hands later again in the chip lead, pocket 7's bet 5k, old man went all in with about 14k. Called him, turns over pocket kings. Flop was something something 7. River was a f**king king. Sickening. Went out next hand with A7 suited. Sickening

Wasn't going to well till I hit quad aces and taught my uncle a lesson

Time for some poker

maybe jizzy boi has an STD to give you

Good to know I'm not the only one that thinks that way.

Yeah that's what I was getting at. Only mentioned sex coz I was asking jizzy boi... But when I was in that situation the sex was a bonus because everythin else was awesome

Unlucky for me? I've done it which is how I know it's more satisfying than dedicating your life to trying to f**k random sluts. You're luckier than me that you're still with her though... Yep... I wasn't talking about how good they were in bed though..

Far more satisfying than chasing numbers just for the f**k of it

Ever slept with someone and thought to yourself you'd be happy if they were the last chick you ever slept with?

Not dr drift.

Too much on my mind to fall asleep without some pretty strong drugs

You know what I really think of u... Anyway it's time for me to lay in bed and not get any sleep for the next 5 hours

I stand by my opinion though

Finish work at 8pm, back at 6am

Lol.. No idea what rule 16 is either

Did I stutter?

The hottest chick on SAU posts in the wasteland and you're all talking about cocks?