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strutto

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  1. Your fuel sender has fallen off it's bracket...
  2. Cya Eug... Warwick... Could you please help out Pred??
  3. Cya Oz and Warwick...
  4. Well there's your answer...
  5. **** off Warwick... :wavey:
  6. Eug... http://www.skylinesaustralia.com/forums/sh...t=stock+exhaust
  7. We had a "Start your sentence with "SO" hour"... But every one piked
  8. 1.5 MB... Hosted on SAU...
  9. 50 points for word of the day usage...
  10. Nothing... You can **** off again now...
  11. This is for you Eug... Eug
  12. Go try a search in the NA section... I'm sure it's been covered in there before...
  13. Hey Warwick...
  14. See below... Yes... control that flap thingy
  15. Quit yapping at my heels like a little pink poodle with a perm...
  16. It's only on NA's with the stock rear muffler...
  17. **** off before I nosedive your forehead into the ground like a Cessna in an Al-Qaeda workshop session.
  18. Seeya... Neil, Erin and Ska...
  19. You may be the only person to have won a Watermelon Eating Contest with your arse and, no doubt, impressed and regaled many a bus stop stranger with the great event of your life, but it doesn't impress me and I'm still going to lay you out like an airport runway and land a 747 of beating on you if you don't shut the **** up, you loose roof tile in Cyclone Me.
  20. It's OK... Nick gave me his... BRIGHT ORANGE *nods*
  21. Good shit Blurry Bitch... Nick dropped the helmet over...
  22. Shut up or I will burst through your gimproom door, beat you about the head, shoulders and asymmetrical ****face with your Anal Destroyer Dildo Deluxe, drag you down the stale urine, dog shit, bodily fluids, and KY-Jelly covered hall by your single front bucktooth, bounce you down the stairs like a bloated blubber beach ball, past the hat stand that you're trying desperately to cling onto, through the front door of your hermit hovel, down the street filled with bemused onlookers for further acts of unparalleled savagery.
  23. Hi Matt...
  24. Stop rubbing Rogaine onto your swollen manboobs in the hopes of growing some chest hair and come away from that window you are wiggling your ass out of in the hope that some passing stranger might be desperate enough to grope it for the first sexual experience of your life, and get in here so I can force-feed you a generous helping of Shut The **** Up... and have kneepads fitted already - you'll be needing them.
  25. I just felt an instantaneous and unstoppable urge to inform you that you don't just suck like a supersonic jet engine on high-octane fuel; no, you are the singularity and event horizon of Suck: The Supermassive Black Hole of Suck. Yes, your Suck is so powerful that nothing - nothing - escapes its pull. Oh, did I mention that you suck? Have a nice day, cheers.
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