So if you get a D5000 as a package its $200 off - body only is $100 off, but if you get a D90 its $200 off regardless?
If so Id get a D90 body only (get 200 off) and then just buy a nifty fifty (ie f/1.8 50mm for like $191)
You'll take fkn awesome pics
ps LOL at "sextape or two"