i am already making it hang on
edit: you can keep stuff already here i dont care and it has to many emotions so fixing one extra sec
PREGO
How It Started
Well it seams a few know by some hints they have dropped off and it seams the rest want to know why
well here it is
as some may know damien choy aka choyoda is a staff member at the australian air force cadets (AAFC) he is an LAC there
well im am a cadet at his sqn (squadron-215sqn) the most seniour there
originaly i did not know lac choy or care to know him as i was originally in 201sqn but hq (headquarters) decided our 2 sqns would amalgamate and would be called 215sqn and move to 215dqn's location
this was the worst decision that hq has made 2 sqns with 80 cadets into know 1 with 30 > _ >
so it had been a year at 215 for me and alot of people had left and i started to get to know this LAC choy how i found was a pretty cool fella and owned an r34 skyline how awesome is that
so we started to become friends (i hope ) and would joke around and such
we do these things called bivs which stand for bivouac which is a military sort of camp run from a friday arvo to a sunday arvo
so about 6 months ago we went to aritula i think with another sqn from beenleigh i never want to go on one with them again > _ >
it was a bad tick season at one time i had 9 ticks including paralysis ticks and just kept contantly getting them
but anyways after 2 very very long nites it was saturday morning
and all the cadets had come to one location and they had to do a "tactical medi vac" meaning tactically move injured personal through the bush
which also means us lazy seniour cadets get to be carried around
so LAC choy was in charge and he gave about 5 of us our injuries like head injury, broken leg, spinal injury (personal joke ask damo) so they first few were given the usual broken leg, broken arm, head injury... etc
my turn and what do you know im pregnate!
so he ran off gigiling i bet
and i was there got a nice stretcher made with a sleeping bag us pregnate ladies gota be comformatable
me, another seniour cadet and choy had our own private chanel on the radios so as you do as a pregante ladie who happened to be in labour i was maoning like no tomorrow and in my histerics said a few things
like im gushing so much i could fill an 11x11 (a big army tent)
so we then went on and finished the excersice
then we got back on our private chanel
and ofcourse everyone wanted to know how it happened seeming choy was on the otherside of the training area which is a few ks away
so like any other "black man" : P he has a very very very very very very large "penis" and could reach all that way to enpregnate me
and after some more moaning the babies were popping out which happened to be gigantic ticks
so after nearly everyone knows i get the nick name "prego" so my call sign on the radios is prego and his is brown chow
the for the rest of the day a few more convos and mucking around
and for those that dont know choys gf is also a staff member at cadets > _ >
so we have to make her jealous and as she reads this she is going to be jealous like normal
we do the usual like se ya sweetie and how good was last night, what are you wearing (on msn etc..) its all good
back at cadets we got in a little trouble about it but who cares! cant stop love
next biv i gota a little presie though it was a blow up tick : O amazing
thats the end though when i have my car and enough money im buying the plates pre-60
anything i missed out damo will fill in or ask me any questions