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  1. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding. There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist. When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down. Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head. Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush. There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up. Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink. Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is. Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV. Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship. more glorious facts, picked by the man himself
  2. what about his evil twin? would he be able to? because everyone has an evil twin. my head hurts trying to think about that actually.
  3. what about chuck norris himself?
  4. you left out one chuck norris fact though: everytime Chuck Norris farts the universe moves a little to the left
  5. that is so true. its taken me the last three minutes waiting for it to load! gotta love telstra -telstra
  6. we'll see what happens. will let everyone know when i do decide. not for another month, so hopefully have a new car by then
  7. yeah, about my sentiments. i havent met the assessor yet though. if i dont like him, i'll just have do it my own way i guess always works
  8. the funny thing he's actuall had people bid on it. it started out at $0.01 now its upto $2.90. wtf???
  9. spotted 688INX silver commodore pulling out of the police depot at mt gravatt last night. two cops sitting snugly inside. also saw a yellow mazda 6 but didnt get the plates
  10. everyone!!! look at this!! http://cgi.ebay.com.au/M-M-Bonus-Saliva_W0...1QQcmdZViewItem check out this link
  11. yeah it was still white. the photo before is basically it just without the newer wheels. also, it does have a 6" but it's actually very quiet so you prob wont hear it coming. the front bar is a bomex i think, if your interested. they are nice.
  12. ok, yeah thats near mine. thanks for that.
  13. my number is 0439 759 284 for anyone that knows anything. call me anytime and leave a msg if i dont answer. my concern with the insurance is that they think i did it to claim back on them. coz i've only had the car for 2 weeks, it looks really suss. i havent even been able to hand in the transfer of rego papers yet. no word on anything yet......
  14. thats what happens when you buy an australian car over a jap one. they're pretty quick though
  15. lol nice. i'll remember that next time. all i need is a gypsy to curse it though. do they sell those? or are there like ikea versions where you do it yourself and they dont quite work out right? you know what i mean. from what i have seen a majority of them had some form of security device installed. the problem is they are getting around them. one guy had an immobiliser, disconnected the battery, took starter motor fuse out and a club lock and they still stole it from off his front lawn. seriously, thats nuts!
  16. thats very nice! good luck with it mate
  17. i dont know, you've all been here longer than i have so i thought i'd ask. like i said, it could be a bunch of s**t but there's no harm in asking. just thought i'd confirm it thats all. thanks
  18. hey guys, quick question. someone brought this to my attention lately, its off Boostlosing but still, THORPE84 Yesterday, 12:00 PM Post #11 "what the hell is it with QLD and stolen skylines!!!!???? f**k man i hope you get it back, this shit happens far too often edit, there is a thread on skylineaustralia.com on how to bypass your alarm system and people wonder why they get stolen?. you cant mention street racing or company names on the threads but you can tell someone how to steal your pride and joy wtf." i dont know if its bulls*#t but it never hurts to ask. anyone know about this?
  19. this was brought to my attention on Boostlosing lately. THORPE84 Yesterday, 12:00 PM Post #11 "what the hell is it with QLD and stolen skylines!!!!???? f**k man i hope you get it back, this shit happens far too often edit, there is a thread on skylineaustralia.com on how to bypass your alarm system and people wonder why they get stolen?. you cant mention street racing or company names on the threads but you can tell someone how to steal your pride and joy wtf." thats a little worrying to me does anyone know about this. i mean i know they speak some shit on there but it doesnt hurt to check.
  20. if i had my car i would go, but yeah
  21. yeah, i will let everyone know as soon as i find anything out. it was a good car actually, i really liked it and i've never been a big skyline fan till after i drove that one. unfortunately, i got a bad feeling that it will end up in a chop shop somewhere its depressing just thinking about it. i'm watching all the classifieds as well to see if any parts turn up somewhere.
  22. i live in wishart, near red rooster on mt gravatt capalaba rd. shit!!! that's my car!!! just picture that with gold drifteks on the front (i had burnout rims on the rear when it was stolen). you bought it off michael then didnt you, on the gold coast. whoa, major head spin. there you go guys, thats what it looks like. unfortunately my camera was stolen with the car so i have no newer pics. thanks for that mate, your a champion
  23. yeah i'm serious, see this is my serious face . check out the thread in general area for more details if you want. sorry bout that
  24. hopefully, i get the feeling though that its going to be painful they've already been difficult enough. they'll probably investigate it and try and say that i did it on purpose not looking forward to it.
  25. yeah i know. i only got to go through on pair of those tyres i got off you. that was damn fun, video'd too for everyone. thinking of moving away from nissan actually (no one hurt me please!)
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