Tuk Tuk

This is from his ad - John Bozman was the driver Engine RB26DETT Estimated Power 500hpATW (@20psi) Approx Weight 1300kg Race Results 2003 Runner-up Combined NSW Touring Car Championship 2005 NSW Combined Touring Champion 2006 Underwent Rebuild for Improved Production 2007 Podium Finisher in NSW Championship 2nd in Class (6th Outright) Aust Nat IPRA Championship Circuit Times The times below are ex IPRA racing days (Car was running restrictors with a lot less power & less rubber) 1:10.9 Morgan Park 2007 1:45.0 Eastern Creek 2007 1:07.4 Wakefield Park 2007 1:18.7 Oran Park 2007 Engine Modifications C&B Prepared N1-Block (Nitrited) Car has recently undergone some major upgrades @ Godzilla Motorsport Engine Rebuilt ( New Pistons, Rings & Bearings) Only 2 Test Days since Balanced and Nitrited Crankshaft N1 Oil-pump N1 Water-pump Tomeii Valve Springs & Bronze Guides Tomeii Camshafts Stage 1 260 Tomeii Adjustable Cam Gears Tomeii Main & Head Studs CC'ed Chambers and Matchported Tomeii Metal Head gasket Kit ATI 1000hp Balancer ABE Built Engine CP Forged Pistons 0.5mm over, Comp 9.5:1 ARGO Con Rods ACL Race Bearings ARP Stud Kit PSI Larger Race Sump with Baffles Fuel & Induction System PSI 60L Custom AlloyFuel tank Twin SX In-line Fuel Filters Twin Carter Lift Pumps PSI Custom Swirl Pot Twin Bosch 044 Fuel Pumps Turbo Smart 1200hp Fuel Pressure Regulator PSI ¾"Alloy Performance Fuel Rail Dynamic Injectors 1000cc Injectors Garret -5 Turbos Tomeii Dump Pipes TRUST High-flow Intercooler HKS Intercooler Pipes & Blow-off Valve Electronics ECM - MOTEC 800 Twin Bosch Ignition Modules Spitfire HP Coil Packs Full Custom Wiring Loom (Aircraft Wiring & Deutsch Plugs) Suspension & Brake Noltec Custom Coil-over Shocks Eibach Springs AP Racing 6 Piston Calipers @ Fr Brembo 2 Piston Calipers @ Rr DBA 2 piece, Alloy-Hat on 352mm Rotors Custom Pedal Ratio for non-boosted brakes (No ABS) Adjustable Bias Valve Driveline OS Geiken 5 speed box HD Exedy single-plate Clutch Quaiffe Front LSD 3.9 Cusco Rear LSD 3.9 Custom Single Tailshaft Chrome-molly Rear-steer Lock System Chassis Modifications BOND Custom Multi-point Roll Cage Fully Seam-welded Body Nismo Front Cross-brace Exterior Modifications Custom Front Bar & Spoiler Fiberglass Rear Wing Trust Front Pipe Custom Exhaust – Nascar Type Side Pipe (Gonzo) Wheels & Tyres Rota Grid 18x10 Wheels Kumho V70A Semi Slicks Interior Cobra Evolution Seat Sparco 6 Point Harness 3" Momo Sreering Wheel with quick-release Boss Kit Custom Carbon Dash & Trim Custom Switch -box Custom Door Trims to fit Roll-cage MOTEC SDL Dash

John - Its her car, I hijacked it, she can drive it anytime, but its not same adrenalin rush as her car. I wanted to do circuit, but didn't have the heart to tarnish the GTR with a roll cage (yes, she is still special) Price was okay, but the more I pondered the more the price went up (thanks to other offers that came in, b@stards )

Yes, I bought my new wheels today, but look what came with them

My preference so far would be the Advan RS wheels - The UK link DAN00H was helpful as well, a lot of different ideas in there. Now I have to justify the cost of the Advan's ($800-$900 each) vs keeping the track wheels I have, which aren't attractive street wheels. Im thinking in Silver, has anyone seen how dark the Gunmetal is in this range in real life?

Let me introduce you to a classic THE NEWCASTLE SONG Bob Hudson Chorus: Dont' you ever let a chance go by, O son of rajab, Don't you ever let a chance go by. Yes, up in Newcastle they have very strange mating habits. All the young women of Newcastle walk down the main street which is called Hunter Street for reasons that will become obvious later on in the song. All the young men of Newcastle drive down Hunter Street in their hot FJ Holdens with chrome plated grease nipples and double reverse overhead twin cam door handles, sitting eight abreast in the front seat, and they lean out of the window and say real cool things to the sheilas on the footpath, like 'Aah g'day'. And every now and then, of course, one of the young ladies thinks to herself Ummmm she thinks Ummmmm. Don't you ever let a chance go by, oh son of rajab Don't you ever let a chance go by Chorus Anyway there was this mob of blokes driving down Hunter Street in the front seat of the hot FJ with chrome plated grease nipples and twin overhead foxtails, and the coolest of them all, who got to sit near the window, was young Norm. And they pulled up outside the Parthenon milk bar and standing outside the Parthenon was this beautiful looking sheila. Oooh! Oooh! said young Normie who'd come top of his class in English, Ooooh! he said. So he leaned out of the window, and he said real, real suave like, he said G'day. This nine foot tall Hell's Angel came out of the Parthenon milk bar, looked at Norm and said Arr, what are ya? Norm said What are you? Bloke on the footpath said D'ya want a go, do ya mate, eh? Norm said Yeah, d'you want a go, mate? Bloke on the footpath said Yeah I'll have a go Norm said D'you know who you're picking? The bloke on the footpath said Nah, who am I picking? Norm said You find out And all of a sudden there was a break in the traffic, <---- Surely you have heard at least that bit before?? (Jayce/Sinister... tell em) and as any young Newcastle lad knows- when you're getting monstered by a nine foot tall Hells Angel and there's a break in the traffic.... Chorus Don't you ever let a chance go by, oh son of rajab Don't you ever let a chance go by

the red line is 145mm (14.5cm) Thanks for the ideas so far, its good to see different ideas

This is the link to the AP Racing brake kit I put on the GTR. My track wheels fit, but the street ones don't fit now. http://www.uniqueautosports.com/pricelists...t_gtrbrakes.htm This is a pic of my track rims with the new brakes (ignore the rubber, that was me getting my monies worth at the SAU Wakie day) Lets pretend there isn't a 'budget' for the time being.

nah I want to post it here withe people I know

How come you're not selling the pink fluffy dice? Or the twin overhead fox tails? Cant bear to part with them? I guess they will fit the new car?

Now that we have upgraded to AP brakes the street wheels don't fit. So guys, some ideas on what would look good on her would be great! Photos or links would be helpful if its not too much trouble I guess I should sell these ones too if anyone is interested - 17 x 9 - Volk Racing - make a respectable offer...

I said I would post a photo of my tyres from yesterday you can't say I didn't get my monies worth out these tyres - not good for times, but damn good fun

Wish you didn't say that, can't stop thinking about your shaved ass now Nahhh seriously, thank you for letting me at the last minute. It was fun to be able to run around without having to be serious and super clean each run, I was able to do all the fun things. I was trying to get the most out of some old tyres, I'll post up some photos tomorrow, and you can't say I didn't get my monies worth out of them lol

This is Michele using Marks login, spotted this and couldn't resist telling you we just got back from Thailand and Vietnam again last weekend and well... lets just say he's STILL not learning how to pick the ladyboys very well. Well that's his excuse anyway!!! I'll tell you more on the weekend Its all too funny!! They will NEVER believe me in my nursing home, they'll just keep giving me more drugs!

Can I please be put on the reserves list? Full Name: Mark Guyer Car Type: R32 GTR Newb or not: NOT Most recent lap time if not newb (Wakefield): 1:07 # of Drivers: 1 # of Passengers & Name: 0 I will pay as soon as its confirmed I can run and/or cash on the day.

Tuk Tuk took the photo hey Is that like who's on first?

Yeah me too, especially when its a massage!

1. Michele 2. Mark (Tuk Tuk) 3. Jeno (Tarmac)

I only just broke into the 27's. I've attached the full results so you can see how the other EVO/tin tops went as well. Looking forward to seeing you around the tracks. Why don't you come to Grafton? It's fairly close to you (well closer for you than us). If you only do one race for the year, make sure its the Bathurst Speed Weekend in the first weekend of December. And don't forget to come and say Full results 2009_NSWHCC_Rnd4_Kempsey.pdf

Brave man jokes How do you turn a fox into an elephant? Marry it ! What is the difference between a battery and a woman? A battery has a positive side. How are fat girls and mopeds alike? They're both fun to ride until your friends find out. How do you piss off a female archaeologist?? Give her a used tampon and ask her what period it comes from. How is a woman like a condom? Both of them spend more time in your wallet than on your di*k. What should you give a woman who has everything? A man to show her how to work it. Why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips called a waist? Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there. How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good? Put a nipple on it. Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up? Because they don't have balls to scratch. Why do women fake orgasms? Because they think men care. What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes? Nothing, she's been told twice already. If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what have you done wrong? Made her chain too long How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened when she brings it. Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you. Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink. How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts a sentence with 'A man once told me...' How do you fix a woman's watch? You don't. There is a clock on the oven. Why do men pass gas more than women? Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure. If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in. What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig? A woman who won't do what she's told I married a Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always. Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%. It's called a Wedding Cake. Why do men die before their wives? They want to. Women will never be equal to men... until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut,and still think they are sexy. In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created Man and rested. Then God created Woman. Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.

FARRRRRRT

A different type of hillclimb again, not sure I'd like to be standing there watching my toy disintegrate before my eyes.

A different type of hillclimb

You mean like this one??

Slideshow has been updated, added "Wheres Wally?"

I'll try to get time to work on cutting some photos down to a reasonable size... In the meantime, heres a teaser <--- click to activate