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  1. kick it old school http://www.nesplay.com/section/all.html
  2. queue mitch selling an rb26dett head
  3. dude.... do you realise, you just proved the point that people have been making. you seem to be really quick to anger, and give things little thought before you go on some rant that is a personal attack. dont get me wrong, steve did bait you..... but fu(k did you take it hook line and sinker. its no surprise that you get frequent holidays from here
  4. glad you both made it through (mostly) unharmed all the best with your little one Amanda
  5. he is convinced its a 180, has been buying 180 parts from a friend of mine LOL OT i spotted a gunmetal grey 32 gtr bouncing along brighton road about 20 min ago, sounded awesome
  6. sry could not make it tonight, family emergency all good in the end, but pies and iced coffee would have been better
  7. RAA are the ones that munted my front bar. IMO better off going for a private company, cos they wont be in as much of a rush
  8. he must have huge cojones
  9. http://www.rollaclub.com/board/?showtopic=28860 could be fun if anyone is after a ke70 .:edit:. here is another http://www.rollaclub.com/board/?showtopic=28717
  10. have a look in this link Pete, i have that kind of webcam. decent clarity and not too expensive http://www.swann.com.au/s/products/view/?product=417 and they come in a twin pack
  11. dont wanna mess with the bouncers there... they are bastards. a guy i know was in the smoking area out the back, and happened to film the bouncers stomping some 18 y.o on his camera. long story short he palmed the camera off to another friend, and got rounded up and searched by the bouncers on his way out. (they had about 5 guys that looked like him held there too) the took his wallet, wrote down all his details from his drivers license, then told him that if the police were invloved or anything came up on today tonight or any current affairs shows, that they would bring it to his home.
  12. no constructive but funny none the less
  13. awesome! pitty its not BP ultimate, my 32 pings with shell. will be fine for the rolla tho
  14. For his birthday, little Joseph asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, 'Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $280,000 & your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it.' The next day the father saw little Joseph heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, 'Son, where are you going?' Little Joseph told him; 'I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too. And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a $280,000 mortgage & no bike.
  15. baaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahaha
  16. the questions are awesome too
  17. not really on topic... but make sure to take ur front bar off if u get a generic place to tow it. i have watched a tow truck driver damn near wreak my front bar cos my car is pretty low
  18. BEST EBAY AD EVER!!!!! http://cgi.ebay.com.au/Honda-CT110-Postie-...1QQcmdZViewItem Up for auction is a racing edition Honda CT110 1986 model postie bike (race stand not included). This bike has been developed specifically for carpark and campsite racing by a team of engineers from all over the world. If you buy this bike, you will be awesome like the guys in the last picture. The bike also comes with another couple of kilos of awesome, you can keep this in your backpack for when you need more awesome to beat the other postie bikes. The bike has a factory rubberless left-side footpeg, designed to help you get further to the front of the bike, to help with cornering. It has a fore-and-aft gear lever, designed to prevent scuffing of your Doc Martens, or toenail breakage when wearing safety thongs. The rust-hole in the rear guard underneath the seat has been intentionally rusted-out for lighter weight, helps you get the much-needed boost the clear the triples in Chad Reed's SuperX series. The front fender has a crack in it from a sonic boom, esteemed USA-born aeroplane pilot Chuck Yeager actually broke the sound barrier at Bonneville on this exact bike. The bike has a heavy-duty crash bar mounted just in front of the rider's legs, to prevent knee injuries to the rider when riding through your neighbour's veggie garden. Many a knee has been saved from a zucchini-based ACL injury thanks to these crash bars. The rear fender has been replaced with an aftermarket dirt bike rear fender, as the bike has so much power that the dirt it threw caused the stock rear fender to be blasted into the stratosphere. The bike has a gearbox filler plug from a new YZ125 in it. This may or may not mean the bike will perform like a new YZ125. The bike has no crossbar on the handlebars, making tricks such as cordovas and strippers much easier. The ejector seat has been disconnected, as I accidentally hit the button on the back straight at Frankston motorcross track, and ended up at McDonalds in Bendigo. The bike has a top speed of maybe 70kph. 70kph is 19.44 metres per second, so if you are sitting on absolutely flat-out awesome fast, you would do a lap of Phillip Island racetrack in 3 minutes 48 seconds, which is way cooler than Rossi doing it in 1 minute 29. This would mean you'd get three times as much television exposure per lap than Rossi would. Rossi's got nothing. It has a sidestand on the right-hand side, and a centre stand. The centre stand is very handy for putting the bike on display at the motor show. This bike is no longer allowed to deliver letters, as it used to deliver letters so fast that the mail would get to the recipient before it had actually been posted by the sender, causing all sorts of strife at Christmas time. Seriously, who wants Christmas cards in November? The headlight doesn't work any more, which is a good thing because it was so bright that I rode a corner once and set fire to a cat with it. The engine works good, the brakes not so much. The rack on the back has been rated to accomodate at least 3 slabs of full-strength beer, or 4 slabs of light beer. You could possibly stack maybe 12 casks of Kaiser Stuhl on it, if you are keen. I heard that Matt Edwards, Australian Tetris champion has actually stacked a grand total of 142 boxes of Kleenex tissues onto this rack, and still had room for a pack of Winnie Blues and a bottle of 100 Pipers scotch. It has a picture of a handgrip on the sidecover, and I don't know why. The throttle sticks a little bit, it's like cruise control. Usually tyres are filled with air, some race teams use nitrogen, whereas these tyres are filled with a 70/30 mix of awesome and luck. The chain is awesome. I will send the bike to anywhere in Australia if you are willing to organise a freight company. Preferably, the bike can be picked up from either Cranbourne or Hallam, or depending on sale price I may deliver within Melbourne for an extra $20. Please check my other listings, I have many parts for sale and you could combine your orders and save on freight. I accept PayPal, direct deposit, or cash on pickup/delivery. If you bid, I'd like you to pay within 48 hours. I've been stuck with items for weeks and weeks that people haven't paid me for! Feel free to ask any questions, thankyou and happy bidding!
  19. d-12 ought to follow in vanilla ice's footsteps and apologise for thier heinous music
  20. bump for an awesome skid car
  21. also saw a black 33 with massive commo/WRX spec chromies on it. i now have to go clean my cars interior cos i threw up everywhere
  22. haha i was down south too today, spotted a white TRD caldina with white rims on the crnr or beach rd, and dyson. also had a cop tailing me from the intersection of ocan blv and majors road, all the way to my mates shop on beach road in christies.. i was freaking out, think he saw my car blow a flame/massive carbon cloud. the only reason i was freaking out was cos he was about 1/2 a carlength behind me thru the 80 and 100 zone..... talk about unsafe :|
  23. wow that is a prety cool conversion scandy.... i learnt long ago to hover my pointer over any link that is posted on here due to ass clownery
  24. If you're ever feeling hard done by in life & think you may have been dealt a raw deal, check the white pages, page 977, middle column, 7th name down... once u see that u realise life is ok
  25. http://jalopnik.com/5176055/30-epic-do+it+...cation-failures ROR
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