You're right Nismoid, I've never met Graeme in person, and would certainly welcome the opportunity to do so; perhaps at an SAU meeting or similar.
I just find it difficult to believe that a Police Officer would go 'above and beyond', as every Officer i've dealt with has been a complete douchebag moron with the IQ of a watermelon. I apologise for my pessimism, but if the Police can tar us with the same brush, then I will do the same.