MeLSki

omfg! I helped someone with my randomness!!! Yay!

It is important for men to remember that, as women grow older, it becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping as when they were younger. When you notice this, try to show some understanding. My name is Wayne, and let me relate how I handled the situation with my wife, Beverly. When I retired a few years ago, it became necessary for Bev to get a fulltime job along with her part-time job, both for extra income and for the health benefits that we needed. Shortly after she started working, I noticed she was beginning to show her age. I usually get home from the golf course about the same time she gets home from work. Although she knows how hungry I am, she almost always says she has to rest for half an hour or so before she starts dinner. I don't yell at her. Instead, I tell her to take her time and just wake me when she gets dinner on the table. I generally have lunch in the Men's Grill at the country club, so eating out again at night is not reasonable. I'm ready for some home-cooking when I hit that door. She used to do the dishes as soon as we finished eating, but now it's not unusual for them to sit on the table for several hours after dinner. I do what I can by diplomatically reminding her several times each evening that the dishes won't clean themselves. I know she really appreciates this, as it does seem to motivate her to get them done before she goes to bed. Another symptom of aging is complaining. For example, she will say that it is difficult for her to find time to pay the monthly bills during her lunch hour. But, boys, we take 'em for better or worse, so I just smile and offer encouragement. I tell her to stretch it out over two or even three days. That way she won't have to rush so much. I also remind her that missing lunch completely now and then wouldn't hurt her any (if you know what I mean). I like to think that this is one of my strong points. When doing simple jobs, she seems to think she needs more rest periods. She had to take a break when she was only half finished mowing the yard. I try not to make a scene. I'm a fair man. I tell her to fix herself a nice, big, cold glass of freshly squeezed lemonade and just sit for a while. And, as long as she is making one for herself, she may as well make one for me, too. I know that I probably look like a saint in the way I support Bev, and I'm not saying that showing this much consideration is easy. Nobody knows better than I do how frustrating women get as they get older, but, guys, even if you just use a little more tact and less criticism of your aging wife because of this letter, I will consider that writing it was well worthwhile. After all, we are put on this earth to help each other. Signed, Wayne EDITOR'S NOTE: Wayne died tragically on March 1st of a perforated rectum. The police report says he was found with a Calloway extra long 50-inch Big Bertha Driver II golf club jammed up his rear end, with barely 5 inches of grip showing and with a sledge hammer lying nearby. His wife Beverly was arrested and charged with murder. The all-woman jury took only 15 minutes to find her Not Guilty, accepting her defence that Wayne somehow, without looking, accidentally sat down on his golf club lengthwise.

More than likely?! lol

Jerks of the year

why am I getting in on this?

Loves it!!!

lol @ the guys freaking out!! Hahahaah Guys....girls don't really think this way, in fact it's just funny!! ANd the one's that do are just skitzo

EDITED FOR THOSE WHO COMPLAIN (changes in italics) 1. Don't always expect us to call you.. The phone works both ways!! You know the drill!! 2. No matter if we're fat or not.. Most girls aren't as self-confident as guys! And we need to be complimented as often as possible! 3. Birthdays, Vday, & Anniversaries are important to us... Can't you remember three important dates out of the whole year!? Come on guys...we remind you 2 wks before hand! 4. You can't play around with our head no matter what the circumstances!!! It's not fair! Make up your mind!!! 5. Eight times out of ten......The boobs on TV or in magazines AREN'T REAL!!! So get over them!! 6. DO NOT act different or be a jerk around your friends.. It will get you in the end... (We remember these types of things) 7. You're the guy, don't expect us to pay for your food!! It's bad enough if you're not paying for us!! 8. No matter what, we don't want to hear about another "chick" you dated, were interested in, kissed etc. 9. If YOU kiss us.. Know that we're going to expect you to call us!!! Don't be an ass about it! YOU MADE THE MOVE!! 10. Being drunk is not an excuse for ANY of your actions!!! 13. "Hanging out with the guys" is fine...don't complain when we hang out with the girls! 14. You can come shopping with us!! We go to car shows with you! So don't complain the whole time!!! 15. You can put the toilet seat down.... That's how you found it!! 16. Do not brag to your friends...unless you want us to discuss with the girls how small...*ahem* or bent... your penis is..... 17. Don't lead us on... Because we will talk about what a jerk you are, & it really doesn't give you a good reputation around the other girls you may be interested in!! Got it?? 18. We don't ALWAYS want porn as much as you do!!...unless ur Kel 19. Don't move too fast.. It only makes us think how long it's REALLY been since you got some!! You'll know when we're ready okay? 20. You have to meet the rest of the family someday!! Just know how to act!! 21. "I love you" is a big step..... Don't say it if you don't mean it!! And don't say it to soon...we're nto all emotional wrecks and we will freak otu the same way you would! 22. Know our songs when they come on the radio. I've never expected this so I don't know why u should...some girls are too picky! 23. Come & pick us up when we need you to.. Most of the time we just want to see you :-) or we've broken down and you took the jumper leads to drift 24. Be there for us when we need you. A smile, a call, a kiss, a hug, a visit, or just listening can go a long way when we're done or mad at you. Unless we have PMS then stay away when we tell you to! 25. Talk about your feelings sometimes... it helpls A LOT!! Especially if we've been together for 2yrs and you think we're just friends! 26. Don't lie to us about anything!! You know we're going to find out eventually!! 27. Once we break up or break things off.. It's WRONG to be interested or date a close friend of ours! And girls it's wrong to go for him! I'll kill you 28. If you make a promise & then break it.. WE'RE GOING TO BE PISSED! Just expect it. 29. Don't brag about the size of your manhood, It just makes you look really stupid. and small 30. DO NOT hit on or lead on numerous girls... Because it definitely sucks for you when we all find out... You just ruined your chances with all of us!! 31. Most of the time... If you have a car, you have kissed us before, & you're the same place we are...There is a possibility we might ask you for a ride home if we really need it, don't get mad...It's really not that big of a deal!!!! 32. Don't cheat on your girlfriends with us... It puts us both in a real bad situation. 33. We have PMS every month.. Please just try to understand... We don't feel good, we're angry, and we're emotional.. DON'T FIGHT WITH US.. It's just something you don't want to do. 34. We don't have PMS EVERY TIME WE'RE ANGRY it's not something that comes on the spur of the moment so everytime I yell don't tell me I have my "rags" and to "get over it" you'll just make me angrier!!! 35. If you still have feelings for your ex, don't get involved with us.. We'd rather not be in the middle of that one!! 36. Don't get involved with us or do anything with us if you don't want anyone to know about it! Or don't expect anything to happen between us ... It's really not that hard at all!!! 37. If you have a reputation for beign a jerk and you don't have the balls to tell us....tell your mate to tell us. Save some hassells! 38. If our mates want to bash you....you deserved it..don't blame me!

Ohhhh myfg! Kel that sux! lol

lol the sob stories are cute! I've kept all my lil exbf presents. Whythe hell would you get rid of jewelly? I just tell ppl my mum bought it for me! Hahaha And the best exbf present eva? My ex thought he coudl make me angry by buying jumper leads for my birthday...best present ever now the bunky breaks down every day! I was stoked! He was emo!

LOL! I knwo so true! I was reading it thinking...this doesn't sound like me...am I not woman? Hahah Maybe we should edit it and make up our own funny unserious list cos when you think about it...us girls are pretty complex! 28. Talk about your feelings sometimes... it helpls A LOT!! I hate it when a guy talks abotu their feelings....it's like dating a chick lol

1. Don't always expect us to call you.. The phone works both ways!! You know the drill!! 2. No matter if we're fat or not.. Most girls aren't as self-confident as guys! And we need to be complimented as often as possible! 3. Birthdays, Vday, & Anniversaries are important to us... Can't you remember three important dates out of the whole year!? We remember them.. Why can't you!? 4. You can't play around with our head no matter what the circumstances!!! It's not fair! Make up your mind!!! 5. Eight times out of ten......The boobs on TV or in magazines AREN'T REAL!!! So get over them!! 6. DO NOT act different or be a jerk around your friends.. It will get you in the end... (We remember these types of things) 7. Know the situations not to make stupid jokes!! It only makes you look like more of an ass!! 8. You're the guy, don't expect us to pay for your food!! It's bad enough if you're not paying for us!! 9. No matter what, we don't want to hear about another "chick" you dated, were interested in, kissed etc. 10. Don't make comments about our old boyfriends it only makes you look more jealous!! 11. If YOU kiss us.. Know that we're going to expect you to call us!!! Don't be an ass about it! YOU MADE THE MOVE!! 12. Being drunk is not an excuse for ANY of your actions!!! 13. "Hanging out with the guys" can not consume all your time!! We need time too!! 14. You can come shopping with us!! We go to car shows with you! So don't complain the whole time!!! 15. You can put the toilet seat down.... That's how you found it!! 16. Don't make comments about our family... It's just something you don't do!! 17. If you kissed us in that past week... I DON'T CARE WHO SHE IS, WHAT SHE LOOKS LIKE OR HOW BIG HER BOOBS ARE... You are not supposes to kiss her too..!! 18. Do not brag to your friends...unless you want us to discuss with the girls how small...*ahem* or bent... your penis is..... 19. Don't lead us on... Because we will talk about what a jerk you are, & it really doesn't give you a good reputation around the other girls you may be interested in!! Got it?? 20. We don't ALWAYS want porn as much as you do!! 21. If we have a big game, meet, competition, or any kind of important event... WE EXPECT YOU TO BE THERE!! It's just a given. 22. Don't move too fast.. It only makes us think how long it's REALLY been since you got some!! You'll know when we're ready okay? 23. You have to meet the rest of the family someday!! Just know how to act!! 24. "I love you" is a big step..... Don't say it if you don't mean it!! 25. Know our songs when they come on the radio. 26. Come & pick us up when we need you to.. Most of the time we just want to see you :-) 27. Be there for us when we need you. A smile, a call, a kiss, a hug, a visit, or just listening can go a long way when we're done or mad at you. 28. Talk about your feelings sometimes... it helpls A LOT!! 29. Don't lie to us about anything!! You know we're going to find out eventually!! 30. Once we break up or break things off.. It's WRONG to be interested or date a close friend of ours! 31. If you make a promise & then break it.. WE'RE GOING TO BE PISSED! Just expect it. 32. Don't brag about the size of your manhood, It just makes you look really stupid. 33. DO NOT hit on or lead on numerous girls... Because it definitely sucks for you when we all find out... You just ruined your chances with all of us!! 34. Most of the time... If you have a car, you have kissed us before, & you're the same place we are... There is a possibility we might ask you for a ride home if we really need it, don't get mad... It's really not that big of a deal!!!! 35. Don't cheat on your girlfriends with us... It puts us both in a real bad situation. 36. We have PMS every month.. Please just try to understand... We don't feel good, we're angry, and we're emotional.. DON'T FIGHT WITH US.. It's just something you don't want to do. 37. Most of the things you do reflects back on us in some way.. or effects us in some way.... Don't do anything stupid! 38. If you still have feelings for your ex, don't get involved with us.. We'd rather not be in the middle of that one!! 39. Don't get involved with us or do anything with us if you don't want anyone to know about it! Or don't expect anything to happen between us ... It's really not that hard at all!!!

Hahaha .... I almost feel.....violated..... lol just kiddin!!! Well I'm going to make a gurlz one then!!!

Haha I randomly stumbled across this website where you can sell all the items your exbf bought for you! From jewellry right down to ornaments! You can also (obviously) buy other peoples trashed memories too!! Loves it!! Classic!! http://www.exboyfriendjewelry.com/

That's awsome man....even I'm still learning that stuff!!! How ever I've taught myself the majority of things I know about ars and skylines. My ex taught me the basics...then google, wiki and forums practically raised me lol

Isn't that how we all started out?? lol my girlfriends say that to me "is that the one off fast & the furious" One of my friends the other day said "Melski can you teach me what a skyline is?" lol

No i don't really...I feel some what..... lost and more confused then before I posted anything lol !!!

Umahh!!!.... don't worry me too lol

I imported a Nardi from Japan for my ex..... meh I even researched all the contacts msyelf (and it wasn't from ebay )

LOL .... don't u forget that

...holden commonwhores....with P Plates... need I say more?

You should try washing it in the rain!!!! Sounds silly but saves water and apparent stress

Hi Krystal! Who is ur bf and his brother? My ex was obsessed with Drift so I got dragged into it! Luvz it too!!!

LOl...uh-oh

Oh NO! I was late!!! Hahah Happy Birthday dude!!